internet

a place where large amounts of porn can be found.

an example is not necessary

by John Smith February 27, 2004

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A reward for being awesome or for a display of total pwnage.

UGer 1: You, sir, win. +1 internets to you.

UGer 2: I'm going to sig that. :haha

by Common UGer October 21, 2008

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1)Something I invented.
2)A hair net worn by two old women who can't afford a single hair net. They have fallen through the cracks in the Bush Medicaid drug program, and cannot even afford drugs in Canada.
3)A net used to capture rogue interns.

1)Did I mention I also won an Oscar and the Nobel prize, not to mention the presidential election of 2000?
2)Mabel and Shirley took turns holding the cane, but the internet was something they both had to deal with.
3)Somebody should have used the internet on Monica Lewinsky. They only used the presidnet in a nuclear emergency.

by Gore, inventor of the internet and the word fedorable February 23, 2008

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A vast source of mp3, warez, crackz, DivX and other leet stuff. D00ds are also known to cum here for a netsex quickie (mostly with other d00ds sporting nicks such as H0tCunT). I´ve heard chix actually do chat down here sometimes (mostly with other chix).
Above all, its the largest depot of pr0n known to mankind.

The Internet is down for maintenance.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHH!

by Hugh G Rection September 18, 2003

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Originally an information sharing virtual community. However, now it is simply a haven for people who think they are entitled to spreading their stupidity, and also people who abuse the anonymous nature of the internet to act like a prat. The worst thing to ever happen to humanity.

Unfortunatley I am not lame enough to invent an example of the rampart stupidity available on the internet, just trust me on this one.

by Rowdycc August 31, 2005

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