introcar

The peak of comedy for celeste players

Person A: Look, I found an introcar easter egg in this cool celeste mod!
Person B: ahhahahlolaozlfedaushiofhosio #celeste_offtopic 2025 parrot dash monthly compilation collab gm +++ ultimate beginner jam side iced wounce challenge haha lol xd rofle

by ArkOfTheCosmos January 11, 2023

Scuba Instructor

A person who teaches the art of Scuba (a veriation of teabagging). The Scuba Instructor will typically be a smug & insecure male, below average height, desperate to insert his testicles into the mouths of as many people as possible. Scuba Instructors are usually hired by mistake by people trying to learn diving, but end up learning how to fill the mouths of others with their balls. Scuba Instructors therefor usually only work in the job on a temporary basis until work dries up, returning to their real career in shame.

I'm going to become a Scuba Instructor so I can get paid to teach people how to stuff their balls into the mouths of others!

by FatFreddie75 December 4, 2018

Texas Instrument

A gun. A choppa. A burner. You need a Texas Instrument to calculate math problems and a Texas Instrument to stay calculated. Stop playin' wit me.

John: Don't let me catch you in the streets

Tevin: I ain't worried. I keep a Texas Instrument on meh

by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2020

Youtube intro

Something youtubers used to use back in the earlier days of youtube, that typically included a copyright free song and animation of their name, nowadays however you'll rarely see a youtuber have an intro and if they do have an intro it's most likely rather short.

Woah, look at that cool *Youtube intro*!
I have a *youtube intro* for my channel

by KDB._. July 12, 2023

Plant II Instruction Manual

A detailed instruction and guide for various operations at Plant II. Its intent is to apply LEAN manufacturing concepts and initiatives. While never used, this document consumed hundreds of hours of preparation time. It's true benefit to cost ratio still remains unknown.

"Hey Aaron, let's go to Plant II and see how things are going with the Plant II instruction manual." "Sounds good Carl, but before we go check that out let's go get some breakfast at McDonald's and see who we can catch cheating on their 10 minute break by going to the gas station for coffee."

by Digital Dan September 11, 2012

Police gym instructor

A failed police officer than cannot make it as a regular police officer. A position in which the officer can do nothing and still brag about being on the force.
Typically these officers have not made a collar in many (many) years.

Pete was so inept at being on the street they assigned him as a police gym instructor.

by Revenge of Felixx October 1, 2021

intromission

In sex its putting the penis inside of the vagina

He skipped oral and went straight for the intromission

by themaharaja December 17, 2009