Hedda

Hedda is a girl that is filled with love, she makes everybody laugh and is beautiful. Hedda spends most of her time on TikTok and Snapchat, but she is also caring and loves spending time with her family. If you are so lucky to be friends with her, well than you are lucky because Hedda loves her friend and she will do so much for them. On the outside Hedda seems like a sweet and shy girl, but actually she is the opposite, she is crazy and has so much energy.
Hedda is extremely lonely, all of her friends have bouyfriends except for her Asian friend. But she don’t realize that she has many lovers

Hedda look at this tiktok!
Hedda- I’ve already seen it

by I love hedda January 20, 2020

hedonic

pleasure-seeking person

You are a hedonic whore.

by Monakee March 28, 2008

Hedge Clippings

When rolling a blunt or packin a bowl, the bits of weed that fall on to your magazine or table.

Dont make a mess when you roll that blunt, I dont want hedge clippings all over my desk.

by Knowledgeable1! November 23, 2009

Hedwig-itis

The fear that Hedwig (the owl from the Harry Potter series) will swoop down at any moment and bite your fingers off one-by-one.

"Hey, let's go outside!"

"Sorry... I can't. I have Hedwig-itis."

by HB loves HP November 7, 2011

Hedgehog

The cutest animal on planet earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I love hedgehogs

by Diretioner💖 July 26, 2021

Kansas City Hedgeclipper

This is a sexual act involving three (3) males and one (1) female. The female must be completely unshaven in her nether regions (i.e. The Hedge). The performing male lays completely naked and erect on the ground of an outdoor track 17.38 miles from the nearest Arby's. The two assisting males then pick him up by the ankles and wrists, bending him back so that his arms and legs are stretched backward with his erect penis facing forwards, thus resembling the shape of a hedge clipper. The volunteering woman is then willingly tied to a large sheet of particle board while naked at the 69-meter mark on the track. The board is angled at 60 degrees (pi/3 radians). The two carrying males now begin charging at the woman, third male held firmly in their hands. They stop running just short of the woman, the carried male's penis mere centimeters from entering his lover's poontang. The carrying males back up to the 0-meter mark and run up again, stopping just short once more and retreating. On their third and final attempt, the carrying duo charge at the woman (with the third still being carried) with true intent. As they reach the woman, they lift the third male slightly higher. This causes him to miss the vagina and ram his girth into the area just above it. The angle of the woman, combined with the speed and raw power of the man, result in a gargantuan frictional force that obliterates any trace of hair on the woman's meat flaps. Thus, the Kansas City Hedgeclipper has been performed.

Guy 1: Man, you would not believe what my girlfriend and I did last night!

Guy 2: I bet I won't believe it! What did you do?
Guy 1: We performed the Kansas City Hedgeclipper! It was so fun and wild; I can't wait to do it again!

by kingswamp October 23, 2018

hedwig

The main character in an amazing musical that was made into a movie.

Tommy Gnosis ripped off all of Hedwig's songs.

by getFuKeD April 3, 2005