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guysexual

an easy way to define one's sexual preferences.
"actually i'm a bit of a guysexual"
by genderbender July 27, 2004
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Giuseppe

When an erection grows out and upward and slightly off to the side.
Hey man, I think chick has a giuseppe over that girl
by steammustachio October 29, 2019
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gussed

He was totally gussed!
by sjdb9 October 16, 2008
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guus

Ronald Koeman has replaced, Guus Hidink, (hiddinl has been labelled Aussie Guus in Australia, his former National Team) Demar and coll think Arnold is another Farina, and they hold grave fears for the Socceroos Future, they in turn would prefer a big name international experienced, well known Coach. Or much simpler Bring back "Aussie Guus"
Guus left Aus. Went to Russia.
He should return.
by demariaia October 15, 2006
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gussed

When you wake up finding a girl/guy in your bed and you can't get rid of them, you send this to your mates to alert them that you need help.
Guy 1: Mate, help me, I'm gussed! She's fat too
Guy 2: On it, and bringing reinforcements
by Lenpup April 28, 2011
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gunsel

An ancient term used in the 30's, but coming back in vouge on the west coast, meaning a little man carrying a gun - similar to flunky or a member of a posse.
"Why you cheap little gunsel, he sent you to do his dirty work."
by Dick Weed March 7, 2005
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Guiseppi

Guiseppi (n) was thought to have come from the ancient Greek word 'Guzebi' which loosely translates into 'The Sex,' or even more loosely into 'Volunteer Porn Star.'
However, due to recent study of the Guiseppi artifact (by at least one real scientist), it has been presumed that, it also means 'Comedian to rule them all,' 'God,' and 'Professional Porn Star.'
Some people also believe that the word is a Hybrid of the English word 'Mississippi (River),' and 'Guis,' (Dutch for cool), Thus giving the word the meaning 'Flowing Coolness.'
But the name actually came from the Simpsons, like all good things.
Example of Humor:
<Guiseppi> "Hey guys, just noticed something...
Rihanna's "Don't Stop the Music" is the 6th most viewed video on Youtube...
And Chris Brown's "With You" is 4th most viewed.
I guess Chris Brown beats Rihanna."

Example of God-like-ness and Humor:
<esay> Guiseppi, are you God?
<Guiseppi> Yeah.
But there's a twist...
I'm real!

Example of Sex-ness and contribution to society (No humour, that Porn is no laughing matter. It's a very pleasurable matter), and appreciation of other people's jokes:
<esay> Guiseppi, are you a Professional Porn Star or a Volunteer Porn Star?
<Guiseppi> Hahahahahahaha!
I'm a volunteer,.
I don't believe I should get money for that.
I do it because I love the feeling of helping people.

(Turns out the loose translation was right... what a deal! (Goes off to watch free Guiseppi Porn)).
by esay002 May 10, 2009
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