gaytarded

a word that denotes the actions or personality of one who in fact may not be gay, or retarded, but do or say things that suggest that they may be both. not gay in there sexual preference, or retarded concerning there mental capacities, but gay and retarded in the same way that david spade movies, or montel williams episodes are. gaytarded may be used to denote an object or an idea rather than an individual. the word gaytard may be used to denote one, who in fact, is gaytarded.

fred:bro, i rode my bike too much last weekend and my gooch got all chaffed up!

ted:oh damn dude, i hate that, chaffage is freakin gaytarded!

by beaujangles999 February 28, 2010

Gaythorized

Gay-tho-rized gay-to-rised
The action of leaving someone or a group, wich was heterosexual prior to an event, completely gay.

I was fully gaythorized after watching Brokeback Mountain for the third time.

by New_Born December 15, 2008

Gaytarian

1. A cannibal who only eats people of the homosexual inclination.

2. A homosexual vegetarian.

Alex, you're such a Gaytarian.

Gaytarianism is not to be tested by the pre, post, or natal woman.

by Pizza Ghost May 31, 2009

Tapping the GayTM

The concept of drawing donations from an oppressed minority by promising them their rights but not delivering them, all the while asking for ever more money. Named for Pres. Barack Obama's vaporware promises to the gay community during his Election Campaign.

"We have to stop giving money to this car salesman of a president or he'll just keep tapping the GayTM."

by CPL. JX December 23, 2009

Gaytor

Anyone who yells "don't tase me bro" before getting tasered by the police.

Did you see that gaytor getting arrested by the police? The retard actually yelled out "don't tase me bro" before he was tasered.

by notagaytor October 2, 2007

Gaytriarchy

Socio-politial wing of the LGBT community, characterized by affluent, white, cis-normative, gay men who view all other "LGBT" groups as inferior and a political liability. Characterized by their disdain for trans* people, lesbians, and LGBT people of color, and persistant belief that marriage equality is the only legal issue facing the LGBT community, while unemployment discrimination and disease go ignored.

The Gaytriarchy loves drag queens, but is severly phobic of trans women.

by 3rickZann August 9, 2013

grayton

A nerd who doesn't want to think he is and a smart guy who has no style

Girl:did you see Grayton

Other girl:yea he is a nerd

by Poop birdy December 23, 2016