Grandma Scottie

A Grandma with Scottie describes clumsy but awesome people.

Stranger: What's your name?
You: Grandma Scottie

Stranger: Oh you must be a Potato

King is the MIGHTIEST

by King the mighty March 7, 2021

grandma era

the time when you feel like you're a grandma, be lazy, feel back pains and sores, and all you wanna do is sleeping.

"It has been a month since you haven't submitted any assignment, what are you up to these days?",

"Nothing, I'm in my grandma era."

by codiexufxit February 20, 2022

Sandy Grandma

An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand".

"Man, I just had sex with a GILF too bad she was a Sandy Grandma though..."

by SomeSuperRandomGuy November 2, 2019

praying grandmothers

your grandmothers prayer protecting you

“i got praying grandmothers for niggas who hate”

by Freeway.re August 22, 2020

bar stool grandma

a grandma that spent a lot of time in a bar when her children were young, ruined them and are now responsible for raising their grandchildren they look rode hard and put up wet, wrinkly skin and gruff voice from years of smoking

That child was brought in to be seen by their bar stool grandma.

by winkywpwinwwwinky June 1, 2018

T-Bag Your Grandma

A glorious song that should be viewed as the fucking bible.

Did ya listen to "T-Bag Your Grandma"? I followed its' guidance and T-bagged her.

by CorbynBigFan September 26, 2019

Is your grandmother Japanese?

Complete disbelief at your lack of situational awareness.

"Oh my God, do you know where you are? Use the handrail on the escalator. Is your grandmother Japanese?"

by JormanThoad December 1, 2020