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What the Fruit?

Alex: "I dropped your alarm clock in the toilet, sorry hun."

Lee Won: "What the fruit?!?!?!?"
by bobtomjoeyoh July 16, 2009
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Fruit blindness

An inability to recognize obvious signs of male homosexuality. Most prevalent in frumpy straight women who pursue romance with attractive gay men.
Your fiance is gay. Look at you. Look at him. Classic case of fruit blindness.
by hachface May 17, 2009
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Fruit Ninja

A fucking awesome and addicting game created by Halfbrick Studios. The goal of the game is to slice various kinds of fruits. As you slice the fruit, the juices of the fruit splatter all over the screen, depending on which way you slice them. There are 3 modes of Fruit Ninja: Classic, Zen, and my most favorite, Arcade mode. Classic mode is slicing fruits while avoiding the bombs. Arcade mode is similar except that so many fruits fly into the screen at once, which is an excellent oppoptunity to make great combos. There are always three special kinds of bananas: The Frenzy Banana, the freeze banana. and the double banana. When you slice the frenzy banana, you basically have a fruit orgy you can make epic combos and blitzes. The freeze banana freezes time and the fruits fly at the screen at a much slower rate. The double banana doubles your score. Zen mode is just like the frenzy but without the special bananas or bombs, so you have to rely on comobs. There are also many different kinds of blades that you can choose from. You also get interesting facts about fruit you migh not have known. This game is a must-have on your Ipod Touch or Iphone
Guy 1: Dude, you must get fruit ninja
Guy 2: (reluctantly): Fine
Guy 2: (a week later): Dude this game is mad addicting! Who would've thought that something so simple can be so good.
by Wake Up January 5, 2012
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Fruitation

What stupid people say instead of fruition to sound smart, trying to impress a large group of people in a meeting.
Boss: " So have you started to contact those sponsors about that project yet"

Person: "No we have all the pieces in place but the idea just hasn't come to fruitation yet, I'll get on it"
by 5578 November 12, 2009
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Fruitbomb

Fruitbomb. A wine that is loaded with explosive fruit on the palate and nose. A fruit-forward wine that gives the sensory experience of consuming powerful fruit.
This Cabernet Sauvignon is a real fruitbomb.

Wow, taste this wine, it's a fruitbomb!
by Doctor Fruitbomb July 4, 2009
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Mexican Fruit Picker

Where you eat out a girl and you get a piece of pubic hair in your teeth and you have to pick it out.
I had to do a mexican fruit picker last night, that girl was so hairy.
by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2009
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Cute Fruit

A gorgeous, smart, sexy, amazing Aussie Girl. That I love.
Your so addicting cute fruit, I just can't get enough of you.
by Fuzzylumpkens May 5, 2009
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