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Swearless

swearless to avoid too much promises
by godide November 6, 2018
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Swagless

A individual who believes they have 'swag' nevertheless they have no swag and are therefore swagless
Jon: wow look at those two young hipsters over there.
Pete: they are truly indeed swagless
by Mr BigG November 26, 2013
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Seamless Pantyhose

High quality pantyhose without seams in the crotch area. The single most sexy item a woman could wear. Never should be worn with panties underneath and should be worn by all women, but only if they want their man to be turned on more than ever before.
You are not a proper pantyhose model unless you own a pair of seamless pantyhose!
by dale tuna June 2, 2011
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Swearfest

noun. the event during which super smash brothers, mario kart, and smash brothers brawl are played on the Nintendo 64 and/or Wii. swearing throughout is not only welcomed but required. Swearfest originated at the infamous RLD.
I was fucking pwn3d at Swearfest last night.
by Wah Wah July 27, 2008
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Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie

The rare /phenomenon in which each man in a room is caught in a snafu of being in the middle of a sticky situation. This causes compulsive lying where each guy builds off the other man's lie. It is the most flawless of plans because women tend to lose interest in anything men say fairly quickly. First popularized by Scrubs when Carla walked in on all the male staff watching Carla and Turk's nanny for Izzy on the television. Carla walks in, and all the men enter the Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie Zone.

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration
“Hey baby, what are you guys watching?”— Carla

“Football.”— Turk

(Everyone agrees)

“Football? Isn't the season over?” -Carla

“And then every male in the room felt totally in sync, resulting in the rarest of all phenomenon - the seamless collaborative guy lie.”— J.D.'s narration

“The American season is over, we were watching Mexican Football.”— Keith

“They started late this year.”— Doug

“Because of the churro vendors.”— Todd

“They went on strike and the players wouldn't cross the picket line.”— Ted

“When the dispute turned violent, they called in Rodrigo Vasquez, the owner of the Baja Panditos to step in.”— J.D.

“Thanks to señor Vasquez' experience dealing with the fruit pickers unions, he was able to broker a last minute deal and the season was salvaged.”— Dr. Kelso

“And that's why we're watching football in the spring.”— Turk
by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 3, 2010
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Seamless 15

Similar to "Freshman 15;" when a first year investment banking analyst (usually a male) continuously maxes out his firm's SeamlessWeb allowance. This, combined with extended periods of sitting in front of a screen, high levels of stress, heavy boozing, and little to no exercise, results in a quick 15-pound weight gain.
Analyst 1: "Did you see Kevin back at Christmas? Dude got FAT!"

Analyst 2: "That's what happens when you order Chinese and buy 2 appetizers, 2 entrées, and a dessert every night just because you get to spend $30 on dinner."

Analyst 1: "Ahh... the Seamless 15."
by Wall Street Fatty January 4, 2011
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Swagless Wonder

by rudasaurus July 7, 2011
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