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Fruitation 

What stupid people say instead of fruition to sound smart, trying to impress a large group of people in a meeting.
Boss: " So have you started to contact those sponsors about that project yet"

Person: "No we have all the pieces in place but the idea just hasn't come to fruitation yet, I'll get on it"
Fruitation by 5578 November 12, 2009
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fruitation 

When an idea ripens like fruit. It's what stupid people use for the word fruition. Fresh fruit, stinky rotten fruit, any kind of fruit for any kind of idea or plan. You've got to picture the blossoming flower then the growth of the fruit depending on the idea or plan it represents.
I love it when a plan comes to fruitation.

fruitation by JOHNNYTHOUGHTS June 21, 2008

fruitation 

fruitation is my favorite thing to do on the weekends while my girlfriend watches.
fruitation by pravstatus September 27, 2011

fruitation 

a fruitful, delightful, unexpectedly beneficial outcome. The best possible result from any situation.
Although my plans never came to fruition, to my delight they came to fruitation.
fruitation by jenn'sboitoi January 8, 2011

Fruitation 

Synonym for permutation, combination
There are ~45 quintillion fruitations of a 3x3 rubix cube
Fruitation by meowlmygoat January 24, 2023

Fruitatious/fruitation 

you would kiss/ fool around (kiss, make out, and cuddle, or give a lap dance) in some another cases some people who are fruitatious would let the same sex go down on them/ would go down on the same sex but can’t see yourself dating them or being in a intimate relationship with your same sex.
My and my best friend do fruitatious/fruitation activity on a weekly basis so now people think we are dating.

I feel like he probably just fruitatious/fruitation because he always fools around with boys but never date them.

Frotation 

1. n. An afro rotating so fast it separates itself into it's much simpler elements i.e. ,(Understanding, acceptance, and peace).

2. v. Frotating, Frotated, Frotate. The act of calmly existing in a state of absolute understanding, acceptance, and peace.
1 n. Chris Kaz shook his head so fast his afro gave off intense frotations to all in the room. That day they all gave up bickering over their opinions about Miley Cyrus claiming that their actions violated the 3 elements of Frotation, and instead had one last, long and well thought out conversation to solve all the worlds major problems(war, racism, sexism, poverty, etc.) as best as they could. (See definition 1)

2. v. Budha, Ghandi, Jesus, Albert Einstein, and John Lennon were all wonderful at Frotating. (See definition 2)
Frotation by The Frotations October 14, 2013
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