That insufferable douchebag whose personal ambition it is to annoy the dickens out of all 1500 of his friends by way of shamelessly detailed and meaningless updates on every twitch and philosophical musing. Almost always an educated white liberal trying to display his excessive knowledge about political behavior and economics.
I think it's great that your Ramen Noodles are taking too long to heat up in the microwave; however, you are slowly but surely making me hate every inch of you.
"That guy on Facebook is peeing in a Starbucks right now."
"What?"
"Never mind."
"That guy on Facebook is peeing in a Starbucks right now."
"What?"
"Never mind."
by justinbeibersworstnightmare December 14, 2011
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When people from earlier in your life whom you hated decide to friend you on Facebook as if you're old friends.
"David must have Facebook amnesia. He friended me even though I hated that little fucker back in high school."
by TheLongRanger2 December 3, 2009
Get the Facebook amnesia mug.Somebody who has taken the name 'social networking site' quite literally and does all their socialising and lives their life through facebook. This includes continual updates about their mundane daily activities (e.g. is off to the bank; loves honey on toast; is meeting the in laws today; is getting ready to go out), how much they love their partner, how much they drank the night before, how hung over they are, how many days till their holiday and all the things the majority of people they are "friends" with do not care or want to read about. An FBC will also use Facebook as a way of announcing their engagement. Also somebody who will add anybody and everybody to their friends list, this includes accepting someone who has added you that you don't know. A FBC also tries to demonstrate how "cool" or cultured they are by posting clips from youtube on their wall to make it look like they are into the subject matter. FBCs are also responsible for deleting comments from other users which they deem makes them look bad.
Classic facebook cunt updates:
Hannah is soooo hung over.
Tom goes to ibiza in 5/4/3 etc days! Wahoo.
Ali loves jam on his toast in the morning.
Ali has broken his pen lid.
Ali loves his phone.
Ali is meeting his inlaws today.
Ali walked to work this morning.
Ali bought his gf flowers.
Ali saw a sheep.
Ali loves his mum.
Rachel says: check this out (posts link to you tube of some break dancing). This guys are the bomb.
Hannah is soooo hung over.
Tom goes to ibiza in 5/4/3 etc days! Wahoo.
Ali loves jam on his toast in the morning.
Ali has broken his pen lid.
Ali loves his phone.
Ali is meeting his inlaws today.
Ali walked to work this morning.
Ali bought his gf flowers.
Ali saw a sheep.
Ali loves his mum.
Rachel says: check this out (posts link to you tube of some break dancing). This guys are the bomb.
by Thackwar July 22, 2010
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Suzie Q. realized her boss was a friend on her Facebook account, so she couldn't put anything fun up so as not to dis-impress her boss. So, she became one of many to join the new trend of partaking in Facebook's Witness Relocation Program and made a new Facebook and put up all of her crazy pictures and only added her "real friends."
by Train, L July 1, 2009
Get the Facebook's Witness Relocation Program mug.Girls who edit pictures of themselves before posting them on Facebook to mislead people into believing that they're smokin hot, when in reality they're trolls.
Mike: Dude, she's smokin hot. Did you see her profile pic?
Johnny: Nah dude, I saw her at a party last week, she's a Facebook wizard.
Johnny: Nah dude, I saw her at a party last week, she's a Facebook wizard.
by Big Poppa 329 April 29, 2012
Get the Facebook Wizard mug.Basically facebook drama is drama that occurs on facebook. The term drama encompasses emotional, personal things, including fights, personal opinions ect.
Because of how facebook is built, there is a high degree of access to others conversations, and people who may have never talked see what others say. Since all people believe they are right, they feel the need to point out where others are wrong, in what they said, what they did their opinion, who they stick up for, ect. Another way to prove someone wrong is to invalidate them, in facebooks case usually means insulting them. The subsequent arguments are drama, and are termed facebook drama, because without facebook it is highly likely none of it would have happened.
Because of how facebook is built, there is a high degree of access to others conversations, and people who may have never talked see what others say. Since all people believe they are right, they feel the need to point out where others are wrong, in what they said, what they did their opinion, who they stick up for, ect. Another way to prove someone wrong is to invalidate them, in facebooks case usually means insulting them. The subsequent arguments are drama, and are termed facebook drama, because without facebook it is highly likely none of it would have happened.
you know when one of your friends says something, and you comment on it, and another of their friends doesn't get it, thinks your serious, and viciously attacks you over it? That's facebook drama
by rinree December 15, 2010
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