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cockblock

A device used by fat girls to prevent their hot friends from going home with you.
John was about to go home with some hot blonde until her fat friend cockblocked him and went home with her instead to eat candy bars and watch the Tyra Banks show
by TheFrost February 25, 2007
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Cockblock (Soccer Definition)

1. The act of trapping the ball using one's crotch.
2. The act of stopping a shot on goal/Penalty Kick during a game using only the Testicles/Crotch Area.
3. Stopping a pass from reaching completion using the crotch.
John was Sprinting towards goal, only one defender left, the Keeper had spontaneously combusted, when George moved in front of his shot at the last second with an amazing Cockblock (Soccer Definition).
by Georgie51893 November 4, 2008
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Faceblock

A condition among Facebookers where one loses the ability to post status updates or comments to the posts of others.
Person 1: Hey man, are you okay? I haven't seen much from you on Facebook. I was starting to think you were dead.

Person 2: I'm fine. I just have a bad case of Faceblock. I can't even bring myself to login.
by Riconator September 26, 2009
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Cockblocker 3000

A word that describes a woman's panties when they are in the way of hot dirty sex.
Hey, why don't you take off those Cockblocker 3000's so we can get down to business.
by NIckiMC28 July 25, 2011
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Cockblocker

To stop one man from having sexual relations with a female
Colin is a stupid cockblocker
by Jon Mouchet December 8, 2003
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Cockblock Shower

When a guy is getting a blowjob from a chick at a party and another chick pours beer over their heads to stop the activity.
Jill was totally going down on Drew until MaryAnn gave them a Cockblock Shower.
by Definition Guy August 7, 2009
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asian cockblock

1. when a member of the asian community prevents another person's advances upon another

2. the worst of all cockblocks

3. something a good wingman should prevent with ease
Damn Josh (JJ) is the worst wingman, he can't even stop an asian cockblock.
by Wickster September 20, 2008
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