boy scout fling

When a boy scout can't express his utter fear of not getting his 3rd base badge he screenshots the urban dictionary definition of summer fling sends to all your friends and picks u apart one by one with his scoutmaster sash until he finally works up the courage to put his arm around the summer fling of his dreams at a old gross medieval times in a crown and chicken breath

Someone tried to have a boy scout fling last year haha

by rejkkkk July 3, 2019

flincture

A small herbivorous meat eating animal found in sub absolute zero arctic climates. It was the sole food source of the native chininckture people for hundreds of years before it was discovered that flinctures were unedible.

Timmy Tommy can't eat flinctures because he is lactose and tolerant.

by Timmy Tommy October 29, 2007

Fling tall people day

Fling tall people day is celebrated by none so celebrate it.

it's celebrated on Decemeber 11

Joy: OMG! Its fling tall people day!
Neutral: it's fling tall people day.

by Constipatedlion November 1, 2020

Flinders University

Where South Australian students go when their first preference for University of Adelaide is denied.

"Aw man, I heard you didn't get into Adelaide Uni. So are you going to go to Flinders "University" or just forget about academia altogether?".

"Dude, I heard you put Flinders University as your first university preference. Were you trying to piss off your parents or something?".

by UofA Alumni March 9, 2011

Facebook fling

to flirt with someone over facebook and make it seem like they are a "thing"

Jack: I'm gonna win this poke war
Maggie: No way im gonna win(;
Jack: maybe.. but when are we gonna hang out?
Maggie:Ahh i dont know! Soon though!(;

Later..
Megan:Did you see Jack and Maggie facebook flinging?
Devon: I know it's getting annoying. why don't they just go out?

by momolove4 April 20, 2011

flanfinniganed

The act of being anally reamed by a rogue troupe of travelling tinkers

Oh my god Mark!... Did you hear about Rich?... He got flanfinniganed by a load of gypsies. They said if he called the police, they would come back and spamjangle him!... Oh my god Jude thats awful!...

by Deeside Dude June 20, 2007

yogurt flinger

A male genitalia that has been stimulated to the point of ejaculation. The ejaculate resembles that of yogurt and it is flung from the urethra.

"O' yeah jennifer, pump my yogurt flinger harder you dirty pig! Thats it... now go clean yourself up."

by Urban Fireman October 27, 2008