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feltcher

Generally a person who drinks a fresh load out of someone elses asshole with a straw.

It is recently discovered that feltching has become an emo practice.
FELTCHER EMO "your never sad enough to drink your own cum out of your mates ass"
by bill JIBBLA October 6, 2006
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Felt

A Underground Rap group composed of MURS and Atmosphere. They have composed two albums. Most of their songs relate to women and mainly trials and tribulations. They are one of the greatest groups in the underground rap game

Felt: A Tribute to Christina Ricci (2002)
Felt, Vol. 2: A Tribute to Lisa Bonet (2005)
"You can't fuck with the Felt flow!
All the shit that you talking, don't help you grow."

-Gangsta Ass Anthony (Felt, Vol. 2: A tribute to Lisa Bonet)
by SoooFly March 4, 2008
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Tom Felton

A blond British bombshell .
Hes really the HOTTEST man alive (;

He also played Draco Malfoy in the famous Harry Potter movies :D

He plays soccer and sings as well, (you can find him on youtube feltbeats ;D)
example
* a conversation between me and a fried*

friend: mmmmm tom felton so yummmy

me: hes mine hes so mine
by wogan_123 February 25, 2011
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yeet fleet

A group of pre-teenage boys wearing Nike and or Adidas clothing yelling "YEET" at the top of their lungs in a public sitting.
"Look at that yeet fleet over there, god they're annoying."
"Did you guys hear about that yeet fleet that had to go to the hospitals because they got fidget spinners stuck up their anuses?"
by androgynousapple May 2, 2018
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feltching

"When a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubricant and feces are present. That's fletching. It may or may not, include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth." -Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk
"Feltching makes me want to puke."
by Steven August 10, 2004
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Fleet crash

when you have been totally stupid and left your fleet on your moon/planet. This is what you call "being owned"

An ogame term, but can be used in the the street if your just stupid enough to say the following.
"oh man you just got fleet crashed..", "i know.....*sigh* it was so flappy"

"dude, your fleets been owned !", "ah....yea....GOD DAM IT"

THIS quot was used by Dragon of uni21...when he was bored and couldnt think of anything else....
by Dragonu21 January 18, 2009
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Felt-tip poo

A turd that takes a lot of toilet paper to wipe away. The name derives from a felt-tip pen that always seems to have a little bit of ink left in it.
Man 1: Blimey, you took a long time in the toilet there, mate.

Man 2: Yes. It was a felt-tip poo and took half a bog-roll to wipe away.
by john1million March 1, 2014
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