Flarin

When a girl who has been through, fucked over, or is so insecure she starts to show off her body and acting shallow trying to apeal to people instead of being herself and being independent

Person 1:Man I kinda feel bad for her after what Jim did to her
Person 2: lowkey, she started flaring and everything it’s hella sad she need someone who can treat her right

by Bad vibes March 3, 2019

flarping

The act of cock blocking a random hook-up... especially when one is desperate and looking to get some.

"No flarping allowed tonight! I'm desperate and haven't gotten any in months!"

by flarpflarpyflarpington November 6, 2009

farking

The act of copulating within a suburban parkland.

Those two mad rooters are farking in the kiddy swings again!

by Fearnze February 8, 2007

Flanking

When two exceptionally good looking people have sex in a large timber-floored tent.

"All the school children on summer camp were woken by the sweet sounds of some serious flanking in the nearby tent in the woods.

by Snagsalot May 21, 2015

flacking

Jacking off.

Man, Ryan Knowltan is always flacking when he gets home.

by John May 14, 2003

Flarking

The sexual act of urinating onto/into someones eye.

Hey baby, have you ever tried flarking before?

by Puedro September 29, 2014

flarting

Failing + Flirting = Flarting

An attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt.

Usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can't break ice, or just aren't that attractive (physically or emotionally) to the point that their words lose good meaning.

Male A: Hey girl, I'm a guy, you're a gal, lets mate tonight.
Female A: Uh...
Male B: Dude stop flarting, you're embarrassing yourself.

Male A: Oh hello (attempts to grin, appears unsettling)
Female A: Oh.... Hi? (runs)
Male A: Wow, I should really stop flarting.

by MassGuru April 28, 2011