filtar

douche; Master of the douches (douchmaster); keeper of the douches

Big Joi was getting rough with little Sally. After sex Sally decided to filtared her vagina with Mountain Dew. This attempt did not work and now Joi is this babies mamas daddy.

Little Sally had some self esteem issues so she sat on her filtar all day.

by Barney P March 7, 2007

Filthify

pronounced;(fill-thuff-eye)
To make filthy. To dirty a person, place or thing.

"By stepping in shit G.W., you will filthify my new carpet!"

by JCSnowball October 23, 2008

filthy doorway suprise

where a girl licks a boys ass and the boy poops on her face. then the girl throws up.

the "filthy doorway suprise" made my girlfriends want to be a lesbian

by body builder September 12, 2009

Filter Fart

when one farts while trying to hold in a poop in order to filter the fart surrounding the poop.

i damn near sharted myself over there. good thing i know how to filter fart

by Dumpology August 13, 2010

Filth Basket

A girl that is not only sexually attractive but will do things that are probably illegal globally during sexual intercourse.

Kagney linn Karter is a Filth Basket.
That bird on the dance floor looks like filth basket.
How was that girl last night? She was a filth basket.

by Mr Jablowme February 6, 2012

Filthy Horner

Rubbing your hand on your butt sweat then slapping someone.

If you don't calm down I'm going to come over there and give you a Filthy Horner!

by Shelby Badger September 30, 2012

filthy claim

Falsley claiming someone as a dependent on your taxes while fucking them.

The IRS is auditing me because I committed a filthy claim on my neighbor.

by badjuju2 March 10, 2014