Epsteined

To hide the cause of death, to cover up murder, to conceal murder.

1. It did not take a coroner to realize the evidence was Epsteined.
2. The evidence had been Epsteined suggesting murder!

by garblebox February 13, 2021

sigma alpha epsilon

sigma alpha epsilon is a group of people in a greek organizaation that was founded in 1856
one of the coolest groups ofdudes
boys clubs.. what?!
most diverse

i thought about pledging for sigma alpha epsilon...who wouldnt

by tuyshort February 1, 2008

Epstein

To attempt suicide after being exposed for paedophilia.

"You know that one youtuber, yeah well he pulled an Epstein."

by CryptoClinic August 25, 2020

Lambda Phi Epsilon

A bunch of Asian guys trying to be cool by smacking people in the ass and throwing dumbass parties. All they do is talk about community service when in reality they just lonely and tryna get bitches.

Guy 1: you joined a frat? Which one??
Guy 2: yeah, lambda phi epsilon

Guy 1: damn you tht desperate to get a girl??
Guy 2: man shut the fuck up

by dumbassbitch123456789 September 15, 2019

Epstein

1. (v) to creep or bother others, regardless of sex

2. (v) To torment people with your massive and widespread facebook friend requests to complete strangers, while still thinking you are the shit when clearly you're not.

3. (n) To be a complete and utter fag that has no idea that people really think you are a douchebag

4. (n) A weed-smoking, sunglass-wearing, queefing thunderpussy

Example 1

A: Dude, do you know who added me on facebook last night?

B: Let me guess, an Epstein?

A: Yeah. He also added the other 2,300 people in our class on the same night. What a thunderpussy!

Example 2

A: Did you see that hipster douchelord who smells bad and is smoking weed in front of our dorm?

B: Yeah, he's the local Epstein. He probably has some weed hidden in his woolen cap. What a thunderpussy!

by HE ADDED ME.... September 19, 2010

Sigma Alpha Epsilon

A douchebag fraternity which only allows stupid so cal aholes to be in their frat. Known as SAE - Sexual Assault Expected. Especially at SDSU. Is the epitome of southern california bro's. Not a decent human being belongs to this frat.

Wow. That was awesome when those guys from Sigma Alpha Epsilon date raped us last night.

by stickywetrag November 1, 2008

Jeffrey Epstein

Big guy with big dreams. He plays UNO with some if the most powerful men ever. Also kinda shitty person ngl

Guy 1: "That guys a real smart ass huh?"
Guy 2: "Hes a real Jeffrey Epstein

by Knew too much help October 6, 2020