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Fictional company in the universe of famous TV Show, The Office. The company manufactured and sold cheap printers. Founder of Sabre was Jolene "Jo" Bennett, survivor of breast cancer, close personal friend of Nancy Pelosi and slept with 3 of the same men as Truman Capote. In season 6 of The Office, Sabre bought Dunder Mifflin. Jo Bennett was succeeded by Robert California. Robert almost ran the company into the ground until David Wallace bought Dunder Mifflin from Sabre.
Hey thats Jo Bennett, founder of Sabre.
by Knew too much help October 10, 2020
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Paternal great-grandfather of paper salesman Dwight Schrute. All we know about Dwide Schrude is that he was Amish and had a son, grandson and great-grandson who were all named Dwight Schrute.
Dwight Schrute: My father's name was Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name was Dwight Schrute. His father's name, Dwide Schrude."
by Knew too much help October 10, 2020
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Big guy with big dreams. He plays UNO with some if the most powerful men ever. Also kinda shitty person ngl
Guy 1: "That guys a real smart ass huh?"
Guy 2: "Hes a real Jeffrey Epstein
by Knew too much help October 6, 2020
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