EPS

Edmonton Police Service

I tried calling EPS to meet at the tree, but as usual, they didn't show up.

by Scott the Dick January 13, 2014

EPS

Enormous Penis Syndrome
Introduced in the TV show HIMYM.

Girl: Wow, you have enormous penis syndrome? I've never heard of that.
Barney: Yeah, that's the problem with EPS, lack of awareness.

by nightfoxx February 21, 2012

EPS

Electric Psychedelic Shit

Yo man, what was that EPS you were listening to?

by the boss2225 September 24, 2010

EPS

An investor term meaning earnings per share. Usually is a good indicator of a stocks growth and health.

The eps on blahblah is only $1.63? Never mind buying that then.

by Robosapien123 May 18, 2008

EPS

Enormous Penis Syndrome

Barney Stinson: That's the problem with EPS! lack of awareness.

by Barney Stinson69 March 02, 2012

EPS

A Latin male that fucks alot - prostitutes, strippers, grandmas and hot girls alike - only goal is to skeet - wears vivid eel skin rubbers and is a bad ass bitch. Uppercuts the vaginal region on loose women

EPS did those bitches so dirty.

by Eric Pineda March 14, 2005

EPS

some fat jews who spend their days talking about monsters

the eps talks about didimons all the time. i said "what are didimons?" and they said "your a punk ass tron."

by fatty January 20, 2005