by Scott the Dick January 13, 2014

Girl: Wow, you have enormous penis syndrome? I've never heard of that.
Barney: Yeah, that's the problem with EPS, lack of awareness.
Barney: Yeah, that's the problem with EPS, lack of awareness.
by nightfoxx April 26, 2012

by the boss2225 September 25, 2010

An investor term meaning earnings per share. Usually is a good indicator of a stocks growth and health.
The eps on blahblah is only $1.63? Never mind buying that then.
by Robosapien123 May 18, 2008

by Barney Stinson69 May 31, 2012

A Latin male that fucks alot - prostitutes, strippers, grandmas and hot girls alike - only goal is to skeet - wears vivid eel skin rubbers and is a bad ass bitch. Uppercuts the vaginal region on loose women
EPS did those bitches so dirty.
by Eric Pineda March 13, 2005

the eps talks about didimons all the time. i said "what are didimons?" and they said "your a punk ass tron."
by fatty January 20, 2005
