Competetive Elephant Ejaculation

A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR

Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."

by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016

premature non ejaculation

Noun.

To pull out early "prematurely" and bei g unable to ejaculate.

So I was fucking Tina last night, and I really suffered from premature non ejaculation. I pulled out thinking I was going to cum then couldn't.

by TC crew October 10, 2018

Ejacubration

The act of jerking off into a colander so the semen sprays a congratulatory confetti like mist on to your partner.

Jim was so happy for me he gave me an Ejacubration!

by JayBee9 October 24, 2019

Premature eHAculation

An eruption of loud and uncontrollable laughter either well before the punchline of a joke or in a situation/conversation where it is extremely inappropriate to do so.

Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.

Peter Griffin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Premature eHAculation.

by Longrod Von Hugedong December 9, 2016

Supremature Ejaculating

When a hypebeast, who usually boasts over his ability to perform sexually, suffers from premature ejaculation.

Chris had to put a quarter in the cum-too-soon jar again after supremature ejaculating on his Nike/off—white Jordan’s that just arrived in the mail.

by Hardi B May 8, 2020

ejaculation

eruption of jizz/cum/semen/sperm/manjuice/milk

i had a very large ejaculation once she finished off the bj with a two handed wank.

by hitler July 8, 2003

ejackulation

when semon/sperm cums out of ur horney dick

u got cum all over me/in my eye

by orgy boys January 7, 2005