desmond

totally badass; trippy and/or mindboggling; unexpected; awesome; delicious; completely original

"Dude, that episode of Lost was totally desmond!"

"Mmm...this ratatouille is sinfully desmond."

"Desmond concert last night, eh?"

by Salix R. July 28, 2008

Desmond

an outgoing, mysterious, very sexy, mixed breed who usually carries a personal item that defines who he is. For example, a gold chain.
"Tall, Dark, and Handsome" would most definitely define this person.

"Have you seen that really hot, new guy? He is such a Desmond."

"I'm going out with a Desmond! How awesome is that!?"

by Sexybreed12 May 12, 2009

Dyson

Well documented to be the most faithful and fertile family in all of the U.K. where 80% of those who bear the surname are related to each other.

FAMOUS BRITISH DYSONS
George Dyson, English composer
Frank Watson Dyson, Astronomer Royal
James Dyson, inventor of the Dual Cyclone vacuum cleaner
Hugo Dyson, Inkling
George Dyson, science historian

by Dysdysbaby April 24, 2007

Dismount Gimp

A Guy who poons you irl, enjoys having sex with your mother and killing your mounts.

"Omfg Dismount Gimp II Just fucked my mother then killed my swampie, it had fucking Val armour on, REEEEEEEEEEEE"

by Dismount Gimp II December 17, 2004

dismount

when someone is mounted on someone/or something and you have to ask them to shut up about it.

friend 1: "doesn't he have the greatest body ever? he's so tan and ripped."

friend 2: DISMOUNT.

by soopercool May 15, 2009

Dick Dyson

The upgraded version of the dick vacuum, a dick dyson is a girl (or guy) who is capable of 10 times more dick-suction than any conventional dick vacuum.

Guy 1: Dude you're a cocksucker.
Guy 2: You're a dick dyson.
Guy 1: .....That was mean, man.
Guy 2: You're right, I'm sorry.

Guy 1: That girl has most certainly performed fellatio on every single male athlete at our high school.
Guy 2: I believe that would classify her as a dick dyson.
Guy 3: I concur on both accounts.

by Sir Bougs October 22, 2009

The Desmond

Merciless dick given with the upmost violence and disrespect

When he emerged from the basement covered in menstrual discharge, I knew that he had just unleashed the Desmond

by The doc March 28, 2015