Skip to main content

dysmorphia

to view oneself negatively over perceived defects in ones appearance that are not there or to exaggerate a small imperfection out of proportion effecting how you view yourself and how you think others view you.
her dysmorphia meant when she looked in the mirror she did not see herself as she was all she saw was fat.
dysmorphia by wellitsobvious April 10, 2015
Urban Dictionary Merch

dysmorphia

a state in where you are so tired that it takes over your life, causing inefficient time management and falling asleep at anytime; a state you don’t want to be in
i’m in a state of dysmorphia bro i can’t even keep my eyes open
dysmorphia by schmucus May 28, 2021

art dysmorphia

when u make focus on creating an art piece for so long that u can’t even tell what looks good and what looks bad anymore
“WHY CANT I DRAW THE EYES PERFECTLY EVEN???”

“what do u mean? the eyes look fine. Take a break, you’re having hardcore art dysmorphia”
art dysmorphia by bahka78 October 12, 2021

academic dysmorphia 

a disorder found mainly in freshmen.

Symptoms include: thinking lowly of a 3.8 GPA, have little or no social life, living at the library, and being addicted to barnes and noble.
That girl just cried tears of sorrow when she found out her rank was 16/832... she's definitely an academic dysmorphiac!

cultural dysmorphia

an emotional/mental condition wherein an individual is so malaligned with the culture lived in that it brings on anxiety, stress and an inability to adapt to the culture they are immersed in.
a californian trying to live in the deep south or vice versa could become victims of cultural dysmorphia because their cultures are diametrically opposed.

Blonde-dysmorphia

When you have blonde hair but still think you are a brunette. Forever thinking you are not blonde enough.
I just had my highlights done but my

blonde-dysmorphia thinks I'm still dark.

reputation dysmorphia 

The misperception of one's own personhood.

A (psychological) anxiety disorder in which the affected person is ]excessively complementary] of his or her own character; has an exaggerated sense of ]self-worth] and importance; overvalues his or her intellect, talents and beauty; and overestimates his or her popularity.
If George W. Bush thought he is universally loved he would clearly be suffering from a case of reputation dysmorphia.
reputation dysmorphia by Videlma December 4, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next