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dumpster goblin

a female like charecter, that is so disguisting and putrid with a penis shaped nose (like squidward) and a rotten smelly vagina that has a tell tale odor which can be smelt from approximately 1.7453658 miles away. if you can't find your car keys they may be inside of her snatch... good luck to you.
Hey did u see that dumpster goblin?
yea dude, thats the3 last thing i saw before i gouged my eyes out.
by grar mang December 20, 2008
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Dumpster Panties

old or previously used panties that you always keep around in case of emergency. Or if you dont have any emergency panties you go dumpster diving for a new pair
The airline lost her luggage so she had to find a pair of dumpster panties
by lottaCOX March 21, 2011
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Cump Dumpster

It is a nickname given by homosexual cowboys from the south to their fellow gay cowboys from the north. It comes from William Tecumseh Sherman, a Union general during the Civil War's nickname, cump, and cum dumpster. It is used as a flirty way to get into another cowboy's pants at the ranch.
Ceejay: Shucks, Andy, gonna make you into my Cump Dumpster when you come down to Atlanta.

Grant: Dang twang, fill my butthole with your cum, boy.
by HandleBrake12 October 15, 2019
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Dumpet

The trumpeting fart that occasionally comes at the start of a pooping session that announces the coming bowell movement to all within earshot.
"I wasn't sure if Phillip was going to be using the toilet for number one or number two, until his mighty dumpet shook the windows and echoed far beyond the four thin walls of the bathroom"
by sressler December 26, 2006
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Dumpsgiving

On Dumpsgiving, the day after thanksgiving, families spend the day going from restaurant to restaurant eating dumplings of all varieties, sizes, and shapes. In NYC, some families consider it as important, if not more, as thanksgiving itself.
I went light on the thanksgiving turkey so I would be ready for Dumpsgiving. I must have eaten 50 Dumplings!
by Morelesser December 16, 2014
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humpty dumpty fell off the wall

humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime
humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again
by littlejimmie July 19, 2019
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dumpster hot

(adj.) a rare state in which one retains, or even achieves, transcendent hotness while simultaneously looking filthy; possibly coined to describe Ke$ha.
Guy 1- "That Ke$ha girl, damn she's so dirty!"
Guy 2- "I know man, she's such a skank! I bet she's got tons of STDs"
Guy 1- "Well, I mean, yes, possibly, but I really meant that she's just unclean, like she needs to take a shower. I think she's straight up dumpster hot."
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
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