Ducet

A slang term based off the austrian currency meaning a Dollar.

Yo bro I owe you ten Ducets...

by Firaxis123 April 9, 2011

duct tape thong

1) a painful alternative to waxing or shaving.
2) fat people who cannot afford/fit in to regular store-bought thongs go the route of the duct tape thong
3) what Kasia wears
4) what paul doesnt want to be strangled by

"I think she put some purple fabric around her duct tape thong to make it look real."
"Look at that fatty bowl in her duct tape thong, ewwwww!!!1"

by andyfellovernet June 14, 2003

Duct Tape

The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.

Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!

by Jason June 19, 2006

Duct tape and bubble gum

A highly precarious patching / rigging of any item or situation with improvised materials or ideas to get through or beyond an obstacle.

It's gonna take a whole lotta duct tape and bubble gum, but I think we can land it in the Hudson.

by MuddyRunnerGirl March 11, 2009

ducktales

to fabricate one's story; to lie out your ass;

Nigga, stop lying. We know your entire story is ducktales.

by that nigga marcus graham June 16, 2006

Decatur, Texas

Decatur is a small town in Texas. Located north of Dallas, it is a farming community, for the most part. For the uninitiated, in simple to understand language, it is a synonym for Heaven on Earth. It is possible to find angels, divas and other heavenly bodies residing there. The streets have colorful names that depict their origins, such as Farm to Market Rd #2264, written simply as FM 2264 when addressing mail for the postal service. People there are uncommonly open and friendly towards strangers and there are no social clicks beyond everybody is everybody's friend. Summer is hellishly warm, subject to tornadoes, while winter is colder than a well digger's hind end in January during a snow storm. However, spring more than compensates for the extremes of summer and winter, with prairie flowers sprinkled generously along the roadsides. Decatur is the very reason why it is said "God blessed Texas".

DD: Where have you been?

CC: I went to Heaven on Earth(sigh)
DD: Oh. You went to Decatur, Texas again.

by C.C.What December 16, 2011

Duration Queen

Woman (or gay man) who prefers men who have more stamina in bed, often not being satisfied until an hour or more of sex has been had, and frequently chastising men who do not live up to their expectations.

"That whore is just a duration queen. I was inside of her for 25 minutes and she wasn't satisfied. She had to get her dog to finish her off."

by Dr. Soren Interrobang January 1, 2009