woman driver

Scientific fact: female motorists will never be able to reverse as efficiently (that means as good as, honey) a man.

woman driver's score

lampost 5 points x4


car on left 10 points x2

car on right 15 points x3

old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1


Total 110 pts.

Will the insurance company be informed? hell no

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

Peugeot driver

Somebody who is a awful driver who cannot handle the pressure of a double mini roundabout or go round a corner without leaving the road, Peugeot drivers are also people who call all other road users ‘maniacs’ or ‘yobos’ For no reason what so ever

‘Oh no James, it’s a double mini roundabout, why is that maniac beeping at me’.
A Peugeot driver is somebody who has poor driving standards and a lack of spacial awareness.

by JH209 October 21, 2017

rain driver

n. a person who, at the first drop of rain, slams on their breaks in fear that if they go faster then 20 mph, they will wreck.

Los Angeles rain drivers suck!

by Praise The Frog Bra March 13, 2011

michael driver

A piece of shit that thinks that all socialists are evil, a fascist at heart, but a kind person

Hey Stalin check out this cunt, what a michael driver

by lilrocketman December 6, 2017

Airplane Driver

A driver specifically for an airplane, also known as a pilot.

"hey airplane driver don't miss the two towers" said the terrorist highjacking the plane.

by zakyu December 26, 2019

Hile-Driver

a sex act that includes pounding your partner with great force from a vertical standing position.

Man, I am going to give her Hile-driver tonight!

by white thunderdick June 21, 2010

luas drivers

cheeky cunts who want more money even though they did a 7 week course to get a job

those fucking luas drivers are on strike again

by maildrial May 16, 2016