Anti-Videogame Crusader Jack Thompson
by Bradcore July 23, 2008
Get the douchebagmug. A person who thinks too highly of themselves and are just asking to be smashed into realising what a retard they actually are.
Day of a douchebag: finishes playing on the computer at 5am to gel up hair until 7am.
Waits for mum to finish making breakfast, eats, goes to train stop.
Acts emo on train and acts important by rolling eyes at anyone who tried to talk to him.
At school:Gets beaten up infront of everyone.
After school: Still acts as if he is on top of everyone else.
Waits for mum to finish making breakfast, eats, goes to train stop.
Acts emo on train and acts important by rolling eyes at anyone who tried to talk to him.
At school:Gets beaten up infront of everyone.
After school: Still acts as if he is on top of everyone else.
by pissedoff! March 29, 2009
Get the douchebagmug. those little bags you find in the bathroom of every Italian hotel next to things that look like a sink except it's for your butt.
Matt: hey what are those little plastic bags next the toilet-sink thingy and the bar of soap that says intimate cleanser on it
Ryan: Oh, those are douchebags
Matt: Awesome
Ryan: Oh, those are douchebags
Matt: Awesome
by Mister Pinecone April 12, 2009
Get the douchebagmug. Someone who refuses to medical help they require, even if it affects others around them and relationships they have.
Someone who makes a lot of strange sound effect noises, for no reason every single day, or every time you see them.
Someone who actually thinks bad things or problems will magically go away if they are ignored and/or put off long enough.
Someone who'd rather live with the pain, discomfort, and inconveniences, of having a hernia (including making the significant other suffer indefinatley, each day going by an insult), even if it means no intercourse, rather than having the outpatient surgery and having a rich, full, normal sex life.
In short, anyone who doesn't see their overabundance of agrrogance, rudeness, stubborness, lameness, cowardice, or insensitivity, even though they exhibit those qualities to the max on a regular to extreme basis.
It feeds off of pride, fear, and selfishness.
Someone who makes a lot of strange sound effect noises, for no reason every single day, or every time you see them.
Someone who actually thinks bad things or problems will magically go away if they are ignored and/or put off long enough.
Someone who'd rather live with the pain, discomfort, and inconveniences, of having a hernia (including making the significant other suffer indefinatley, each day going by an insult), even if it means no intercourse, rather than having the outpatient surgery and having a rich, full, normal sex life.
In short, anyone who doesn't see their overabundance of agrrogance, rudeness, stubborness, lameness, cowardice, or insensitivity, even though they exhibit those qualities to the max on a regular to extreme basis.
It feeds off of pride, fear, and selfishness.
These definitions are very close to that of asshole, jackass, dick, and fucker.
The major difference is that the douchebag isn't usually one to commit douchebaggary out of blatent evil intentions.
The major difference is that the douchebag isn't usually one to commit douchebaggary out of blatent evil intentions.
by ladynez420 September 12, 2009
Get the douchebagmug. A person in a cubicle environment surrounded by overwork staffers, who daily feels the need to talk loudly on the phone to his family and friends, and also to schedule such things as home repair, phone service, vacations and rental cars. Also known to talk loudly with food in their mouth, and scrape to death the bottom of a cup of yogurt.
by DisgruntledStaffer June 24, 2005
Get the douchebagmug. A guy who is an egotistical arrogant fucktard who mooches off his girlfriends and friends. Always takes advantage of everyone he's around. Believes that he's the smartest of his circle and anyone he meets. Scrony fuck with a scrony dick that couldn't please a real woman, even if his life depended on it.
by hahakija February 25, 2013
Get the douchebagmug. A persons step father is a douchebag
by bob joe sir January 16, 2008
Get the douchebagmug.