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drive n' ditch

Approaching a car dealership, as if planning on buying the car, but with no intention to do so. After getting a detailed view of the car, checking it out face to face, and then taking it on a lengthy test drive, you then leave the dealership, claiming to no longer be interested.
"So I totally drove this sexy Viper the other day."

"No way! Where?"

"Dealership. drive n' ditched their ass."
by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 2, 2009
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the kelly ditch

to have a drunk chick "whos on your nerves" go to the bathroom so you can bolt to your car and leave her in complete mystery......

to later use as a booty call
HER:did you kelly ditch me?....

YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....

thus performin the kelly ditch
by caspertyme May 2, 2010
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Dirty Ditch Pig

Not like your normal Ditch Pig. A Dirty Ditch Pig is a special breed who not only lacks personal hygiene but is also a ho-bag that is a compulsive liar.
"That chick (or dude) is so low, they're dirty ditch pig low...."
by P1sst4nk May 9, 2016
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ditching life

For one to kill themself as by suicide
by Bumble bee Angelique January 7, 2009
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AIM ditched

when you're on an instant messenger, and your friend tells you he'll brb but he never brb's
Bro, I was talking to Jon yesterday and he seriously AIM ditched me.
by CharEast January 11, 2009
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Indiana Ditchweed

low-potency wild marijuana, grows wild from seeds originally bred for hemp rope
Indiana Ditchweed really gets me high. The stuff is so fresh!
by mayhem_man221 June 5, 2010
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