dickitus

When a man has his "special moment to himself"; masturbation

Tommy was masturbating in this restroom. His dickitus lasted two hours.

by dubbz2801o3 November 22, 2015

dicklatoge

1. When a guy accidentally gets cum in a girls hair

2. Wearing a low cut shirt in the hopes of getting the D.

1. He dicklatoged you!

I see you got your hair dicklatoged last night.

2. That dress is for sure going to get you dicklatoged tonight!

by Pelvic Power Ranger January 9, 2016

dickletree

a word used to describe somebody who has pubic hair on the head of their penis.

Wow he has a really big dickletree.

by Eardrop March 29, 2017

DICKLIST

Verb/Noun

Verb: To have as little contact as possible with someone on social media or in real life because they are a complete dick, but you don't want to unfriend or unfollow them because they know someone or something you need access to.

Noun: A list of people you've dicklisted

Bill is such a moron, but he's tight with that hot chick Sally, guess i'll just dicklist him
Yeah, Bill is def going on my Dicklist.

by CaliforniaYankee88 April 18, 2018

Dickling

To tickle a dick

She used a feather to give him a proper dickling

by stumplump July 23, 2017

Dickitis

Wishfully thinking you have a dick

Todd got his dick chopped off by a rapist but he still suffered from dickitis.

by The Sniffler January 14, 2018

Dicklish

When you show someone your dick and it makes them laugh

Stop Seamus you're making me so dicklish.

by Jane the not so virgin October 30, 2018