denderphiliac

To have sex with trees

... you fuck trees nuff said

by Me February 20, 2005

dendrofiliac

person who fucks trees

latin?

you know that girl from superstar??? ya shes a dendrofiliac!

by amanda April 15, 2004

dendriurethane

A polymer composed of organic units whose carbamate (urethane) links form a distinct branching pattern.

The TesTar All-Weather Inflatable Structures Corp. erects and services the inflatable dendriurethane dome, known as the Lung, that covers the middle row of courts for the indoor season.

by Benunde March 20, 2016

DENDY

Acronym for Dead End, No Descendants. A cool wine aunt, emcel, or other social failure that either has no inclination or biological urge to reproduce. DENDYs are typically found subverting social norms and institutions that help create happy and healthy families. Other interests include socialism, "witchy" shit, climate change death cults, hair dye, hedonism, and pronouns.

Who cares what that DENDY thinks, it's not like they're going to be around much longer anyways.

by tendyboi October 11, 2019

dental appointment

Term that covers any excuse for not closing the deal on a blow job.

Q: "Hey man, she was at your place for like 2 hours... You at least get some dome?"
A: "Nope, fuckin' dental appointment."

by Lemongello February 2, 2013

Trance & Dental Medication

The religion of one of David Lynch's characters in the movie, BLUE VEVET, named Frank Booth. Portrayed by Dennis Hopper, Frank Booth inhales nitrous oxide from a cannister. It puts him into a psychotic trance, thus, "Trance and Dental" the dental, coming from the use of nitrous oxide at the dentist. David Lynch is out of his mind, claiming that if we give him(Maharishi Yogi) 7 Billion Dollars, that this will some how bring about world peace is beyond insane. Fortunately, we already know David Lynch IS insane.

Trance & Dental Medication will make you higher than David Lynch when he's meditating while smoking American Spirit cigarettes.

by sternwise October 2, 2006

dendrophiliac

A person who fucks plants.

"Man, oh, man. I got thorns all over my dick from that rose bush I had yesterday" Adam the dendrophiliac said.

by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006