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A word used to describe a man's penis
You couldn't even lift my dad's Dende
Dende by Dendefleek December 21, 2015
A mans penis, usually described as large. People can also say 'Baby Dende' for having a small penis, which is usually an insult.
You still talkin' shit when you still can't even lift my dad's dende!
Dende by bitch stealer 8383 October 16, 2016
A dragon ball z denfinition for dick
Dende by Pandex June 15, 2017
A dragon ball Z character relative of piccolo
Did you see dende signature move in the latest episode of dragon ball Z
Dende by Hendrix the vayer January 1, 2019
A very cool Kid from london,England,
He rules and is king of westwood college.
You know dende_jr(not real name)
He is so cool we all love him dont we girls he is so sexay!
Dende_jr by Dende_jr September 3, 2004

Fuck Ass Dende

When you can tell someone's dick game is weak as fuck
Me: Ay, you got a Fuck Ass Dende boi
Person: Bruh, why would you say something like that?
Me: Cuz I can tell just from looking at ya.

Use of the word dende for dicks is credited to SSJ9k.
Fuck Ass Dende by ShurokDaDon June 27, 2017
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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