self-defecating

A term that stupid people use accidentally when they really mean "self-deprecating" and clever people use on purpose to make poop jokes that stupid people wont get.

The big-time CEO used self-defecating humor to try and relax the crowd. He wanted them to see that he was just a regular guy. Unfortunately, he succeeded only in relaxing his own bowels. No amount of good press will clear that stink.

by Rickter Scale April 18, 2010

Your definition will be reviewed soon.

A word that appears when you submitted a word. It is a lie, they will never be reviewed.

Your definition will be reviewed soon.
please just review all of my submitted definitions

by Qoulidude August 13, 2022

Definition Rush

When one rushes a definition to either to be the first person to define it or to get the most thumbs up.

The person who defined this definition did a definition rush

by YellowLemonFish October 1, 2011

Top Definition

Penis

Person 1: I like sucking top definition
Person 2: gay

I bet you like lemon cum, lemon shoveling, waterlemoan, and wood staffing

by Thicc Yeet October 29, 2019

Definition

In reality: The meaning of a word
On Urban Dictionary: Something sex- porn- or reproductive system-related

Definition in reality:
Hello: A greeting

Definition on Urban Dictionary:
Hello:
Said when watching porno

by Lucio Soph August 20, 2010

Writing a definition

What I'm doing now! Yay!

I'm writing a definition right now!

by Dream Anderson July 14, 2007

nonhumorous definition

a definition of a word that contains absolutely no humor. Upon reading the definition, the reader does not laugh, giggle, smile, grin, or even smirk, for the definition lacks anything that could be found to be even slightly funny to a stoned person. These definitions are found rampantly through the urban dictionary, but who gives a shit.

The above definition is a nonhumorous definition because it is more a rant that was given in a rather serious tone, although the speaker is one who occasionally drops subtle sarcastic remarks.

by boosh321 July 23, 2007