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Bad Decisions

Making bad decisions everyday is a lifestyle. Make the bad decisions but dont let them make you. Always try to do da bad tings with da bad people. Anyone that isnt doing bad things has to be SUCKED IN.
Pitbull: yo make some bad decisions
Bad decisioner 1: ok im gonna go get bombed and i aint coming home tonight.
Bad decisioner 2: i just chopped down a tree
Bad decisioner 3: my birth was a bad decision. Im good fam
by Joooeejoee August 15, 2019
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Bad Decision

For Girls: Beer + Short skirt = Bad Decision

For Guys: Beer + No condom = Bad Decision
For Girls: "Oh man! I was so wasted last night, it was a bad decision to have dressed like a slut, cause had sex with that ugly guy!"

For Guys: "Dude! It was a bad decision not to bring a condom to that party. I was so smashed I forgot to put on a condom and now she's pregnant!"
by Bad Decision March 5, 2009
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Decimate

To have extremely hardcore, brutal, rough and relentless sex in which the woman agree's to let you use her body for your pleasure in which any way you wish.

The act of decimating someone is usually called Decimation.
"I'm going over Claire's tonight."
"Oh yeh, you gonna decimate her?"
"Too right I am, going to be absolute decimation!"
by SteadyEddyMageddy May 4, 2011
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A Big Decision

When the choice between two objects has either equally positive or negative effects, and so is really, really hard to make.
When the doctor offered Jim painkillers for his amputation, he knew he had to make a Big Decision. Be in terrible pain because he was missing a goddamn leg, or sit on the can and push out rabbit-poops while death-gripping the towel rack. Jim did not choose constipation.
by Weetness February 5, 2010
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Do-able Decimal System

Do-able Decimal System

A categorical system used to rank someone on your desire to engage in sex with them. Most commonly ranked between 0 (lowest) and 10 (highest) but can also be categorized by celebrities such as Roseanne (lowest) and Anna Kournikova (highest).
Look at that girl over there. On the do-able decimal system she is a Roseanne.
by matixbrownshirt August 5, 2004
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decimate

to destroy a large part of .
by =virus.exe= November 30, 2004
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executive decision

When you are having sex with a girl and she just so happens to fall asleep in the middle of it and you are left with the decision to either finish the job or stop and pull out.
So I brought Erica back to the house after barndance and while we were having sex she fell asleep and I was left with the executive decision of either finishing the job or stopping all together.
by bound4gr8nes07 November 1, 2007
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