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decish
Exasperated by the long pause in conversation, Sylvester snapped, "Gwendolyn, I'm not asking you to ponder the deeper meaning behind me asking you if you want KFC or Chik Fil A. I just need you to make a decish so I know where to send the driver for dinner."
decish by Suzy Sunburn July 22, 2014
decision lane
The vaguely-triangular strip of road separating a highway exit from the actual off-ramp. So named because drivers will use the space to stop and make decisions, merge through to the off-ramp after making split-second decisions, and/or crash into water-filled barrels or exit signs contained therein after failing to properly make a decision.
(To a passenger) Did you see that guy cut through the decision lane?
(To another driver) Nice use of the decision lane, idiot!
(Relating a story) Ted really needed to stop, so he parked in the decision lane.
(Relating directions) You can merge off the ramp that's next to the decision lane without any barrels.
(To another driver) Nice use of the decision lane, idiot!
(Relating a story) Ted really needed to stop, so he parked in the decision lane.
(Relating directions) You can merge off the ramp that's next to the decision lane without any barrels.
decision lane by Stephen Anthony Uy July 15, 2006
cupcake decision
Similar to Cocaine Decision an irrationally optimistic impulsive decision to start a vintage or retro small business, with no idea of who will actually pay good money for the flowery-heart-craft-thing, wavy hair or indeed cupcake, that is proposed.
"It's on handmade paper with natural dyes and each one takes 2 hours of my time so I think fifteen pounds for a birthday card is fair, right?"
"I love the whole retro look and at least 2 of my friends bought some off me so everyone will..."
"Have you thought that through? sounds like a cupcake decision to me..."
"I love the whole retro look and at least 2 of my friends bought some off me so everyone will..."
"Have you thought that through? sounds like a cupcake decision to me..."
cupcake decision by henrynavigator December 18, 2012
denisha
A girl who is never afraid to show her true colors. She is super sexy, hot, smart and a total badass. She is the most reliable friend to have and will always keep your secret. She may seem like a scary girl but she is just protective of her friends and family. Mess with someone she cares about you better run, she isn't afraid to through a punch where needed. Never backstab her other wise you're in for a world for of hell. If you ever get a Denisha to call your own NEVER let her go.
decision stream
Decision stream - a statistic-based supervised learning technique that generates a deep directed acyclic graph of decision rules to solve classification and regression tasks
By increasing the number of samples in each node and reducing the tree width, the Decision stream preserves statistically representative data and allows extremely deep graph architecture that can consist of hundreds of levels.
decision stream by Dr. James Fan May 8, 2019
slicecock decision
A slicecock decision is a situation that is so difficult that it is like getting your cock sliced in two.
slicecock decision by Burt Johnson September 18, 2007
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Ratfucker
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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