Eloquent but highly accurate phrase to describe California heat that is not normal, unnerving, stanky and mother@$!#ing hot!
"It was 111 degrees in the Bay Area today - I'm sure it's hotter than Dante's butthole!"
by AWebster September 03, 2017
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A gay book where the entire point is that these two fine Mexican lads struggle with identity and the whole point is that they're gay.
guy 1: have you finished reading chapters 5-6 of part one of Aristotle And Dante Discover The Secrets of the Universe?
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Dante D'angelo'd

Emily-"dude my shirt is taking forever to come in the mail."
Isabella-"you probably got Dante D'angelo'd"
Emily-"what?"
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Sleepy Dantes

~1~ a person who's always sleepy even tho he slept all night and didn't do anything all day.
~2~ lazy like a sloth. got no motivation to move out of bed.
Person: "ugh I'm so tired"
Person 2: "dude you haven't done anything all day"
Person 3: "owo sleepy dantes"
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The Dant

small wene, way too into politics, and has bad tatste in clothes
watch out for the dant, wouldn't wanna get roped into a twenty minute display of various knife tricks
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