Edp's Cupcake 

Edp's cupcake is an underage dish which consists of Almost 99% of the mass of the human body is made up of six elements: oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus. Only about 0.85% is composed of another five elements: potassium, sulfur, sodium, chlorine, and magnesium. And can only cook during the night, Cause ya gotta give yo meat a good ol' rub ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But most importantly Edp's cupcake was very erotic and worth eating atleast once in your life, Make sure there aint no fucking police nearby tho.....

Hey did u taste Edp's cupcake
Yeah, and I got a free trip to the prison

Edp's Cupcake by Murtuza June 6, 2021

Blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake 

The action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.

Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"

<lighter>

Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"

Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"

Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."

Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"

Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."

Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"

Blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake by Bigmanswole March 22, 2010

Cupcake 

On stan twitter, a cupcake is a sensitive person who can not take any jokes or drags. They need a job and don't belong on stan twitter. They will also cancel people and mass report over nothing.

Person: ___ tanked
Cupcake: That is so rude everyone mass report this account!

Cupcake by olivia bensonola April 17, 2022

Cupcake Molester 

the sticking of Ray Toro's hand inside of a cupcake.

"did you see that interview with Ray molesting that cupcake?"
"being a cupcake molester is my new hobby."

Cupcake Molester by frnkieromustdie August 20, 2013

cupcake 

a sweetheart

You're a cupcake

cupcake by M4rt January 25, 2023

naked cupcake

another word for a muffin, or a nickname for your lover :)

yo, i ate a naked cupcake for breakfast today, you know, a muffin?

naked cupcake by julian stacy February 10, 2009

Bavarian Cupcake

Applies to heterosexual and homosexual partners alike.
The standing partner leans slightly forwards. The other partner kneels behind, tonguing the bumhole and massaging the pubic region.
Just prior to climax, the standing partner defecates in the mouth of the kneeler.
Then, they turn around to ejaculate over the mouth-poo.
The kneeler then tears a handfull of pubes off the stander and sprinkles them over the mouth-poo-cum cupcake.
The cupcake is then eaten by both partners.

Friend #1: Hey Sarah.. you have terrible breath today..

Friend #2: Yeah sorry dude, last night I shared a Bavarian Cupcake with Steve..

Friend #1: I read about those on Urban Dictionary... I thought it was just a joke- How was it?

Friend #2: It was exactly like the definition.. tasteless and corny.

Bavarian Cupcake by major_overlord August 20, 2013