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crook operator

A person, often tradie , that operates to the crookest of levels. Loves getting weird and is often seen doing dumb shit at work. On the piss a crook operator is known to be able to sink as much piss as an Irish man and his horse. Crook operations can include doing dangerously stupid stuff while on the piss and getting so weird that you make the CBHS hockey squad seem normal.
Holy fuck that cunt with a dildo out all of his holes is a crook operator.
by Nolan, Mike Nolan March 13, 2019
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JOSH crook

Such a sexy little boy. Josh crooks are white thin and have really thick sexy legs. Every girl (and boy) wants to touch his big tits and good ass.
Girl: damn look at that kids legs, tits and ass

Boy: oh yeh thick as, he’s such a josh crook
by Anonymous_user 2019 October 1, 2019
mugGet the JOSH crookmug.

Crooked Vagina

A woman you would not want to be with because of how many times that she has had sexual intercourse
Man... Shanna has a crooked vagina
by Alex Yearsley March 3, 2008
mugGet the Crooked Vaginamug.

crooked hill

some musician that collaborates with the facetime guy and fries we used to eat dude. Name origin: some pub place I thin
"i coughed up butterflies when i listened to Crooked Hill music"
"Crooked Hill does not care what people say believe it or not"
"yo crooked! That song aint bad" You can also call him crooked.
by BigToeStephen January 21, 2022
mugGet the crooked hillmug.

crook of the foot

The crook of your foot is the inside part where your foot slopes from your leg.
I had a hard time sliding a pair of skinny pants over the life sized mannequins crook of the foot.
by Dark_Brotherhood August 2, 2018
mugGet the crook of the footmug.

Ray Crook

A kid who is a serious lightweight and after one beer or one shot he's hammered.
Sam:Who is that kid? He's pulling a Ray Crook!

Mark:Oh that's Adam Schmidt, after his one beer he was wasted. He already threw up twice
by ALowrie October 17, 2011
mugGet the Ray Crookmug.

Crooked Pussy

A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional
That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.
by Come on meow May 17, 2015
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