fast company

A person that you have a one-night stand with, more or less, for a couple of days, if not hours and never see that broad again.

I was in the club and met up with some fast company and fucked her in the bathroom sink.

by jaayyypa July 5, 2005

compacticulars

kom-pak-tik-u-lars- The retraction and tightening of the male scrotum preceding any highly anticipated event and/or encounter. It may feel as though your two average sized testicles have fused into one medium-sized unicle.

Jeez, I have a HUGE Tae-kwon-do tournament in like 15-minutes. This next match determines whether or not I get my brown stripe and man-o-man-o-MAN I have a mean case of compacticulars.

Come here! Touch this! Isn't that tight? It's like a new squash ball fresh out of the sleeve. Shit I'm nervous, thems a bad case of the compacticulars

by Gary T. Schweeps and Jimmie J. October 16, 2006

dip your pen in the company ink

I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.

He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

company

a girl that will come over to "spend time" with ya

company came over for the bed warming party

by strangler May 29, 2003

Fishing off the company pier

Dating at work is a recipe for a sexual harassment lawsuit.

"You don't get your honey where you get your money. You don't go fishing off the company pier."

by thefirebuilds September 20, 2006

LDC company

A trio of awkward pre-teens lacking direction, style, technique or talent. What is being done can not be classified as a "company" any more. It is the ashes of disaster. There is no competition, performance work is limited to elks club holiday handicapped party and old age homes, no trips in the past three years and it is extrememly expensive. There is nowhere to go from here but up unless the entire idea is scrapped.. which is the best idea that would have happened there in a long time.

ldc company ashes of disaster september 11

by pokerface33 March 13, 2009

insurance company

Evil multi-billion dollar corporations that earn a profit from your premiums, and then find any loophole they can so they can refuse to live up to their responsibility in order to save money.

An insurance company is really a legal form of fraud.

by [e-mail] April 8, 2008