Comfty

How illiterate assholes say comfy

My new tuggie is comfty. It really holds my one testicle well.

by Billy1289 September 17, 2018

comfy

Pronounced KUM-fee, "comfy" is the price Sarah Palin charges for drilling rights in the Artic Circle.

Sarah: "Thanks for inviting me to speak at the Tea Party convention. The first thing I want to do is to get comfy."

by Pod Tailin' February 9, 2010

Comey'd

When someone keeps bringing up something in your past which you thought was over.

Me: Dude, can you believe it, out of the blue she brings up that old story again. I thought that was old biz.
Friend: She Comey'd you bro!

by anonymous May 9, 2017

CoffeyBertoliCanoli

some fucked up dream from freshman year...not a wet dream...just a normal one...for more information

see babagnoush

That coffeybertolicanoli was wicked fucked up when he bombed them fuckin babagnoush.

by Bob December 3, 2004

ComfyDev

some teen that codes in python the not real programming language and makes art with tiny motherfucking squares, like seriously you are makign 32x32 art on a 1920x1080 display how stupid do you have to be to do that

oh and this fukin idiot has also been in a furry discord server for a wholeass motherfuckin year, WHAT AN IDOT

Biggus Dickus - "ComfyDev is dum"
Not a single human - "ComfyDev is actually epic, this is all a joke bruh."

Oh btw, this definition was written by me, the ComfyDev itself, I'm not tryna be an asshole, just saying dumb shit

by ComfyDev June 22, 2021

comfy juice

The perfect blend of whiskey flavoured liqueur Southern Comfort, preferably a 50cl portion or so, mixed with lemonade. Red bull can also be added for that extra kick (Comfortabull).

Bartender, set me some Comfy Juice.

by Ruebuoy Aga August 2, 2006

Comfy Bit

A Scottish mechanical term for a part that is left over at the end of a job, ie "where did that part come fae", usually if the car works this part goes in the bin because the car works okay without it.

"O Shit, a comfy bit"

by Dickie P January 3, 2009