Co-lass-ter-bay-shion. A cross between the buzzword "collaboration" and masturbation. In short, people spend so much time "collaborating" that nothing ever gets accomplished.
"Dude, we've spent three weeks collaborating on this issue and we still haven't done anything."
"True. We need to stop all of this collasturbation."
"True. We need to stop all of this collasturbation."
by thickage March 7, 2007
Get the Collasturbation mug.An act that involves pulling your collar up and over your neck. Despite looking moronic, and defeating the purpose of collared shirts (looking somewhat respectable), this has somehow become a fashion trend.
John Smith: Wow, look at that moron's collar pop.
Me: I really wish clothing companies would start writing 'douche' on the inside of collars. Maybe being labelled a douche by their own clothing whenever they pop their collars would be enough incentive for them to stop.
Me: I really wish clothing companies would start writing 'douche' on the inside of collars. Maybe being labelled a douche by their own clothing whenever they pop their collars would be enough incentive for them to stop.
by D. Perdsie October 30, 2007
Get the collar pop mug.In the kink world it’s used to describe someone who is submissive to another in a romantic relationship and does chores etc for them
James is collared to Brittany. He does her laundry, cooks for her, cleans and has sex with her whenever she demands.
by Darkside69 May 27, 2020
Get the Collared mug.An idication that someone dies there hair. If their pubic hair isn't the same colour as their hair you use this.
by Lizzy13 May 29, 2008
Get the collar doesn't match the cuffs mug.In order to protect yourself from a vampire, the cross or crucifix was thought to be very powerful in the Christian countries. However, recent discoveries have shown that one may "pop the collar" to protect the vulnerable neck area which is often the location a vampire will leave their definitive "vampire's kiss".
by Van Helsing November 13, 2007
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Mostly done by young men between the ages of 17 and 25.
The popped collar is a way of detecting arrogance and idiocy with out engaging in conversation with someone.
Mostly done by young men between the ages of 17 and 25.
The popped collar is a way of detecting arrogance and idiocy with out engaging in conversation with someone.
by chip008 July 2, 2008
Get the Popped Collar mug.Name provided for 20-something, upper middle class, young professional or graduate student who also "balls". This is different from someone who is "preppy" or a "young trendy professional" or "hipster" in that his or her appreciation for hip hop culture contributes to his or her overall personality, behavioral traits, and personal associations. There has been a rise in "White collar ballers" in recent years, as many students in the "fraternity culture" have drifted from the "good ol boy" and "country music" loving ways of the past, to a greater appreciation not only for hip hop, but its culture, and contribution to the American Zeitgeist.
1. "I can't believe Senator John Cornyn's son showed up to a tailgate wearing a Hakeem Olajuwon throwback jersey"
"Dude, that's how he rolls. He's a White Collar Baller".
2. "I played golf with Jason and Paul yesterday. After talking about the stock market, politics, and wine, we debated who provided more in-depth sociopolitical observations, Tupac, Nas, or Dead Prez"
"You guys are white collar ballers"
3. "Professor Stengel, while I understand your admiration for the works of Yeats, Longfellow, and Wordsworth, I would have to argue that the greatest poets are Bob Dylan and Weezy".
"Dude, that's how he rolls. He's a White Collar Baller".
2. "I played golf with Jason and Paul yesterday. After talking about the stock market, politics, and wine, we debated who provided more in-depth sociopolitical observations, Tupac, Nas, or Dead Prez"
"You guys are white collar ballers"
3. "Professor Stengel, while I understand your admiration for the works of Yeats, Longfellow, and Wordsworth, I would have to argue that the greatest poets are Bob Dylan and Weezy".
by Chuck B 1988 July 19, 2011
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