Clam Clapper

When a woman farts and it has no where else to go but up through the pussy lips.

OMG Becky, I just farted and it was a clam clapper.

by Brittaco389 July 13, 2017

dick clapper

smashing parts with another male but in a totally no homo type way

"wanna catch this dick clapper"
"yeah cause its no homo"

by supercutesuperstylish August 29, 2017

Easy Clappers

A moment so easy that you physically have to clap their cheeks

That comp game was easy clappers

by BIRBY March 21, 2020

Let me get my toenail clippers

A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.

"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."

by danjin May 18, 2009

69 clipper position

like a normal 69 position but you chew your partners toenails, and them yours.

My buddy Ronnie told me he hit the 69 clipper position with his girl last night.

by Weeberino September 29, 2019

Clapper

Oh, the clapper. It is an act in which a dude stands naked and humps the air with such force that his junk smacks off of his his taint and then pelvis. CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.

The man said: Yeah. So when i got out of the shower i realized it was the most opportune moment to do the clapper.

by westvirgina July 6, 2009

Clipper

We like to use the word "CLIPPER" in place of the "C" word as we find that this is far more socially acceptable and less offensive.

You Clipper.....

You are a CLIPPER....

That bloke is an absolute CLIPPER.....

by im not a clipper October 13, 2009