by sidewalk banana June 1, 2009
Get the clarinet mug.A sexual act that begins with anal penetration, then the man removes his dick from the woman's ass, and she proceeds to suck his dick while fiddling with his balls, resembling playing a dirty clarinet.
I got the best dirty clarinet last night, but then that dirty ho tried to kiss me so i had to give her a dutch oven to teach her a lesson
by R . C . November 4, 2009
Get the Dirty Clarinet mug.(Verb) The act of a white woman fellating a black man's penis, so called both because of the similarities between a black penis and a clarinet (long black and cylindrical) and the fact that traditionally homely white girls play the clarinet.
"When she told her parents she was going over to her boyfriends house to go Clarinetting, they had no idea she meant she was going to go suck her black boyfriends cock."
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Get the Clarice mug.The act of fucking a girl doggy style and in the process she shits on your dick, causing the appearance of a chocolate clarinet.
by dwil2131 April 25, 2009
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