clapping the ham

Yet another phrase which relates to the act of masturbation, named after the great man clapham

he spent all afternoon "clapping the ham"

by clappy van winkle April 10, 2003

Clapping Hamsters

Just another funny metaphor for the act of procreation. This is original though, as of this writing "clap hamster" returns no results in google. You saw it here first people.

Hey where's Bill? Oh he's probably clapping hamsters with the wife.

by Halbey June 8, 2010

clapping my ass

1.) when a song that has a rather catchy beat comes on aka a bop, and you want to dance to it. (Verb)

2.) Also can be used to describe yourself as the claps in a song, also meaning you are dancing really hard to the song when it was recorded! (Also verb)

Clapping my Ass: A figure of speech when you like a song and want to dance to it

1.)*sorry not sorry by Demi Lovato comes on*

“OMG THIS IS MY SONG IM ABOUT TO CLAP MY ASS, SUCH A BOP”
*proceeds to dance*

2.)“Okay you hear that in the background?? That’s my ASS CLAPPING.”

by felich December 29, 2017

Clapping hams

Strait up sex

We was clapping hams last night, it was dope.

by Jimmy Flamingo June 17, 2018

irish clapping

When a female sits on a mans genitalia and bounces up and down rapidly until the fluid known as semen erupts from the males genitalia.

I heard Michael and Catherine were Irish Clapping in the Dunkin' Donuts bathroom

by Mermaid man July 28, 2014

Clapping with the Choir

Farting in church.

Sister Joy needs to stop eating cabbage or join a Pentecostal congregation, she was really clapping with the choir last Sunday.

by Ibn al Khawadja November 2, 2013

clapping chi

Clapping chi is the action of completely destroying your friends poons in a first person shooters.

I love clapping chi so hard.

by Gucci Ramano May 9, 2018