Chriester

A catholic who only goes to mass on Christmas and Easter, yet always arrives early and takes the good seats from regular parishoners.

Hurry up mom, we are going to be late and have to sit in the gathering area. The Chriesters are going to get all the good seats!

The damn Chriesters are saving seats again like it's the movies.

by Daegon IV January 10, 2013

Chrinesha

Chrinesha is a smart, funny, fine, and crazy girl that loves to watch movies all day while it's raining out side. She keeps it real but hate hurting ppl feelings. She has 3 modes; savage mode(when she's mad asf and dgaf), Music/movie mode(when she's bored and just listens to music and watch movies), and turnt mode(she's just happy and does crazy shii). Chrinesha is also not the type to be played and u do NOT want to be on her bad side 👑😘😍♥💕❣✨💯💍💋😝♊

Chrinesha is my best friend😘❣

by SavaveAhhQveen July 22, 2017

Chrissy fit

When a little bitch throws a hissy fit over getting his balls busted in the fire station.

When the crew of the Hazards busted Sully's balls, he threw a hissy fit and slammed the door and busted the clock!! Chrissy Fit

by Lyrical Assassin April 19, 2018

Chrissy Cakes

A tragically homely woman who bakes cakes for men who want to eat them and have it too!

Chrissy Cakes had a man visit her at her bakery so he could have his cake and eat it too because he's still hung up on her.

by lie4eil October 29, 2017

Chrissy G

He is usually quite gay and he likes to be sucked off by his dad who has a rather larger pp. Penis range is from 5.1 to 1 inch

Did you Chrissy G today he was looking hot.

by BigDickBave May 21, 2019

Chrissing

When you and your friends get drunk on a hill, Chris will make it his duty to get some. Unfortunately, this usually involves; forceful kissing, temporary insanity, and last but not least, wearing a horse mask.

Fin: "Bro, did you see how Chris was Chrissing Sophie last night on leckhampton hill?"
Taegue "Yeah dude, he's fucking insane"
Chris: "Damn, i'm a big ol' nibba"

by taegue June 26, 2019

chrised it

Chrised it: When Chris fails to recognize that he is currently the holder of the spliff and proceeds to let it go out, resulting C uproar amongst the group upon discovery that Chris, yet again, has let the spliff go out. AGAIN. He bloody well Chrised it!

Nick: Is the spliff gone?
Chris: Errr...
Stuart: Did you let it go out _again_?
Chris: ... Ooops... Chrised it!
All: Ahhhh, he fucking Chrised it!!

by Border Collier July 4, 2019