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He's a good chivita
by Chivita July 11, 2016
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Chivo

Spanish word for Goat
Dominican slang for a liar or a person hiding something, used in the song "me tiene chivo"
Ella me tiene chivo porque va a el salón y ven a la casa con el pelo depeñado ella me tiene chivo!
by Blabernananana July 10, 2015
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chipotel

Noun
1. An insult towards someone that no one wants to be around.
2. A nonchalant way to hint that someone is obese/fat.
3. Someone who eats a lot of fast food; probably from Chipotle.
Lauren: Did you see all the fat on his body giggle when he walked into McDonald's?

Bella: Yes I did, he's such a chipotel!
by lovedon'thate April 6, 2010
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Chipotle

Most people believe it's the best food ever, as seen by most definitions. Yet ask any Mexican and they know it's the most fake food since Taco Bell.

It's really nasty, and if you want real Mexican food go to a Mexican 'hood or something.
"Hey Juan I just had awesome Mexican food!"

"Really Matt? Where'd you get it from?"

"Chipotle! Totally the best burritos ever!"

"Gtfo. My abuela can make better food."
by candydrops707 November 23, 2009
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Chipotle Effect

After consumption of a Chiptole burrito one feels a gut busting effect which lasts anywhere from 30 to 60 minutes and disables ones ability to perform simple motor skills.

OR

When you eat a Chipotle burrito way too fast and feel sick afterwards. You feel like you're about to throw up but its so worth it cause that burrito and/or bowl was so delicious.
Wanna go to the gym?

Naw dude I can't move right now...the Chipotle effect has me paralyzed..
by MeetTheMuse January 13, 2009
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Chivette

A female who posts semi-nude pictures to twitter & other social media under the hashtag #Chivette to gain attention & followers. Chivettes will post pics being as naked as possible but mostly refusing to show nipples.

As a chivette, anyone willing to show most of their breasts can become adored and feel wanted without the normal difficulties of having a boyfriend (i.e. giving bj's, swallowing, accompany him to free dinners/movies, etc)

A chivette does not like "negative" attention, you are not to call her out for posting semi-nude provocative pictures. This is frowned upon as the chivette posts semi-nude photos under the guise of "freedom" & "self-expression". You are not to say anything sexually explicit regarding her nude pics, "beg" for more pics, or more nudity.

Once a chivette gains a sufficient amount of followers the semi-nude/nude pics become less frequently tweeted and replaced by things such as: what she ate, cat pics, meme's, and useless platitudes about life or proverbs/quotes. At this point the chivette will begin to lose some followers. Eventually the chivette will begin posting provocative pics to regain followers as only her White Knight followers remain to tell her exciting her cat pics are.

Most of the White Knights also buy the Chivette's gift packages or various other items like branded beer, green towels/shirts, etc. In return the White Knights get nothing nor do they deem it acceptable to get something, the true mark of a White Knight.
Person 1: Did you see that pic of the girl on twitter, you can almost see her nipples?
Person 2: Yeah, she's a chivette posting pics for attention but won't show her nipples.
Person 1: No, that doesn't make sense, I think she might show her nipples in her next photo you can almost see them already.
Person 2: Ok bro I like that you're staying positive, you keep going through the cat pics and memes, maybe you will get lucky eventually.
by wordboss-502 July 12, 2015
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Chivonne

1. A cutie with a booty

2. A girl with a Simba fetish

3. Well written female with some deep thoughts

4. Poor sense of direction but you don’t care cause she has a nice smile
You got a Simba tattoo? You’re such a Chivonne
by Allyx14 April 23, 2019
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