chalash

the english spelling of חלש

Shimon chalashed when he found out he forgot his wife's birthday

by Bexmeister September 17, 2013

Chelmsford

Chelmsford is a place in Essex where all the legends hang. Everyone thinks the schools there are good but in actual fact they’re proper shit and crumbling to pieces. Used to be quite dead growing up there now they’ve got 2 cinemas an ice rink and 10000000 shops for the Chelmsford gangs to rob (these gangs tend to be bored 16-year-old boys trying to act cool in front of their inappropriately-dressed girlfriends). This is also where most of the roadmen are born and raised and if you try to speak to anyone under the age of 25 chances are you won’t understand a word they’re saying because urban dictionary is basically a Chelmsford kids bible. All jokes aside Chelmsford is a sick place to live because even though you can come across the occasional wanker it’s better than Basildon where you often meet murderers and kidnappers when leaving your home.

What people think: Chelmsford people are chavs and Chelmsford is an irrelevant place
The truth: All what people think but we also got good chippies

by Anonymousessexlad April 22, 2019

chalster

The name Chalster is a very kind, loving person. His face could attract any girl! He’s smile is the nicest smile ever! And he is very athletic and sporty! He is the best!

Chalster and Chloe is together!

by Chalster May 22, 2019

Chalestinian

A disgusting person who acts vulgar and filthy

Person1-"Is Moopy acting like a Chalestinian again?"
Person2-"Yeah, he's been acting like this ever since he met Laith."

by MayoMan23 May 4, 2022

Unlucky charms

Wizard sleeves on a girl that taste terrible they are not magically delicious.

Don't go down on Julie she has unlucky charms.

by Evillekat December 14, 2010

chales

Spanish term for "forget about it." Use it in an informal setting instead of "de nada."

"Hey Holmes, thanks for the wire cutters."
"Chales vato"

by MrAdMaker February 3, 2009

Chelmsford

Silly place in essex where evryone finks there solid n dapper. U got some crews like melbourne and moulsham who r total wankers.

In chelmsford uve got a cinema one end and about a 25 min walk away theres an ice rink. Loadsa clubs full of chavs. Theres a mcdonalds n dats where da melbourne crew chillax. Chavs.

All in all its a shitty town wiv fuck all to do except get chased or go to a club.

Btw the leader of da melbourne crew is 15/16 and called "turtle" lol wat a prick.

A: Where do you live?
B: Chelmsford
A: Chav

by bugger February 22, 2005