yu-gi-oh cards

Yu-Gi-Oh cards are gaming/trading cards usually sold randomly packed in foil packages of nine (booster packs). A new "series" of about 100 collectible cards comes out every couple of months. In these packages, you can find rare, "shiny" cards if you're lucky. Usually the most desirable card is the one on the front of the package.

I found an Ultimate Rare Neo Galaxy-Eyes in this pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards! I'm a lucky bastard!

by Kaymactimus August 20, 2012

on the cards

If one says on the cards in British English, or in the cards in American English, it means that something is going to happen very likely.

My classmate told me that an offer from MIT was on the cards. As per the lastest poll, it is in the cards that the result of the upcoming election may produce a hung parliament.

by Yourtheron March 11, 2018

Carlsbad, New Mexico

1. Carlsbad, New Mexico is the small town located in the south-eastern part of the state New Mexico. Known for its caverns and awful smell. Carlsbad also shares its border with the state of Texas, whereby its people adopt the politics of "oil freaks".

It's home to one of the highest percentages of oil and gas workers in the United States, leading to the population to be a high percentage of assholes. Along with leading the nation in rabies you will find a plethora of undesirable things while visiting.

Since the town is in the middle of the desert and already undesirable, Carlsbad is the perfect location to dump hazardous materials. This makes up most of its economy, other than oil, gas and potash.

2. A derogatory term for a small town or city.

3. Anywhere that smells bad, typically smelling of gas odorants.

4. The home of the "DFWT(Dumb Fuck in a White Truck)"

1. "We moved to Carlsbad, New Mexico, but soon couldn't handle the assholes and smell of a gas leak everywhere. Also, I think I lost a few I.Q points!"

2. "This city is a real Carlsbad, eh?"

3. "You got a gas leak or something? It smells like Carlsbad up in here."

4. "I got hit by a DFWT and totaled my Prius."

by Epsilon1 February 1, 2014

Zookeeper's Caress

In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle

Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver

aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom

by a zookeeper September 28, 2010

carlsberg

probably the best beer in the world.

....carlsberg don't do internet sites but if they did they'd probably be the best in the world.

by Seany L May 13, 2003

House of cards

A song by BTS, a popular K-pop group. It's about the fragile career K-pop idols have and how it can easily tumble.

Have u heard house of cards?!? It's sooo good

by Taegi trash April 18, 2018

Boosting Cars

The same definition as above, but it wasn't shot to common use in the Fast in the Furious. The term was actually introduced in Gone in 60 Seconds, a movie about a man blackmailed into stealing 50 extremely rare cars.

Car Booster: Man, that Gone in 60 Seconds movie inspired me! I'm gonna start boosting cars myself!

by Mr. Makuniru May 19, 2016