Lil Caesar's Pizza

Best pizza place where you can get good quality pizza for a cheap price, really is one of thee wildest pizzas. You cant deny the power of the Caesar

"Oh god, Lil Caesar's pizza really is too wild for my own good, orgasms shall peak once again."

by luciferATP May 23, 2008

Dirty Caesar

The act of being poked by multiple penises a total of twenty-three times while furiously masturbating under a cloth sheet and screaming “Et tu, Brutus?” as you cum.

Andy: Did you hear about the orgy yesterday?
Jeff: Yeah, I heard that Bob got Dirty Caesared.

by ChadThundercock69420 March 13, 2021

Bloody Caesar

Eating out your girl on her period. Also a cocktail comprised of a Bloody Mary and clam juice.

"Went out to the bar with the boys, got a Bloody Caesar. Had another when I got home to the lady."

-Darin Bandsaw

by SirChuckleFuckTheDaft November 15, 2021

Augustus Julius Caesar

The divine emperor.

Mr. Emperor Sir!! - Sarge

A thing sarge cannot stop saying to Augustus Julius Caesar

by BillyBob2234 February 23, 2020

Pull a Julius Caesar

To betray someone. In Ancient Rome, Julius Caesar was betrayed and stabbed multiple times over by his friends on account of how many illegal actions he performed while ruling over Rome.

Bartender: Why so gloomy?

Truck Driver: The day started out so well. Me and my buddies... we were all excited and grooving and dancing in the company parking lot because it was Friday. I suggested we come here... Now, it's almost closing time and I'm thoroughly convinced they wanted to Pull a Julius Caesar on me.

by Stupidly Sophisticated March 15, 2020

Little Caesar

Pompous busybody who stands up during meetings to publicly embarrass themselves by giving passionate but utterly false and/or idiotic speeches. They're also very bossy and always have opinions about subjects they know nothing about.

Clem: Elaine turned into Little Caesar this morning and started ranting about the change in the dress code policy, so the others all started throwing half-eaten bagels at her.

by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006

julius caesar

The act of a small boy propelling grapes out of his anus into a the mouth of a receiving male with extreme strength.

Dude did you see the velocity on that kid's julius caesar?! it practically bruised mircea's throat!

by dunknasty July 9, 2009