Cmac

A terrible fake friend JAP who chooses used pussy over the boys and always changes up. Went Hollywood on the gang and never came back. A dumb bitch

Day 1: Yo bro why did you scum the day 1s and start clout chasing?

JAP: Sorry dawg I had to pull a Cmac

by DaddyBoyyy June 6, 2020

cmao

crying my ass off.

used just like lmao is used to abriviate laughing my ass off

1: "Sup 2??"
2: "Nuthin Much, cmao"
1: "Wat Happened??"
2: "I Got Dumped ="

by sum real shit January 4, 2008

CMOG

Caught Me Off Guard

A: Hey wanna eat some icecream?
B: OMG I HAVE A HOLE IN MY PANTS
A: CMOG..

by Abhor October 18, 2010

CMX

CMX: CM Network. Created by Eric Abroad Twitch Streamer. After one of his viewers called CM who is a legend in the Twitch community for being endless Memes Content.

CMX in the chat.

by xrawgoldx May 17, 2019

CMA

Acronym for the illustrious California Maritime academy. A part of the CSU system. Notable for the abundance of alcoholics and uniformed tools (student/cadets) whatever the hell you want to call them. A lack of females above a 2.0 on the 10 point scale, and a floating brothel staffed by CSU Monterey Bay and Cal Poly co-eds also known as the TSGB (Training Ship Golden Bear).

Every CMA party is a Cockfest.

by cmabatman October 22, 2008

CMILF

Cartoon Mom I'd Like to ****

Family Guys Lois Griffin is a stone cold CMILF!

by Jimmy Reilly February 29, 2008

CMB

Call Me Back

Used when you missed a call from someone or the person you called didn't answer.

"Hey, CMB. I have to talk to you!"
" CMB!"
"I missed your call, CMB."
"Sorry, I was at work. CMB."

by MarkieOGee July 22, 2016