Babysitter Zanny

When you're relatively intoxicated on Alprazolam (Xanax) and require a care-taker(sort of like the fake babysitter mention in the Casey Anthony trial). This is due to the drooling, i know your sister, and baby-rage.

Hey look at this jackass over here all incoherent and shit, someone come get Babysitter Zanny.

by Beeztownshotgun October 27, 2011

Babyscopic

A measurement so small as to need a seeing device better than a magnifying glass but not quite a microscope.

That dudes penis was Babyscopic!

by Captspud May 3, 2010

babyscoots

What you call your girlfriend via text when she's read but hasn't replied.

Boyfriend: wassup jenn?

Jenn is typing...

Jenn has left the conversation

Boyfriend: wtf babyscoots!

by Frostbite9 January 28, 2014

babysitter hot

When a girl is decently attractive, but would only be seen as 10/10 gorgeous by a child if she were their babysitter that they had a crush on.

Guy 1: Dude, I just got head from Rebecca!
Guy 2: Eh, that's cool.
Guy 1: What do you mean "cool", she's so sexy.
Guy 2: I mean, she's just babysitter hot, I'd probably pass.

by bepis with no b May 7, 2018

babys

How morons spell “babies”

My beautiful babys.

by Legittranslatoronline July 7, 2018

Babysitting

When someone holds there shot of alcohol for hours .

Fou was standing at the ale house bar for 4 hours babysitting the same shot . And on the other side of the bar Danny was holding his Tito’s and crystal light baby sitting his drink also for hours .

by Wildmaturebill69 November 10, 2018

babyscrooge

A really cool kid, but calm and collected. However, mistakenly assumed to be a skrr skrr.
Also a well dressed fashion influencer and ladies man.

Example 1: Am I dressed okay? Yes fam, you dripping like a babyscrooge.

Example 2: Bro if she cheats on you, just pull a babyscrooge and move on real quick.

by TheTodayDictionary April 24, 2020