Ball Bonnet

The method of neatly wrapping your wrinkle twins with toilet paper, tying it off into a cute bow just above your hog. This is effective when anticipating a particularly percussive poop in order to avoid getting poop on your balls. When finished, simply undo the ball bonnet and drop in the toilet.

"How'd it go in there" "Pretty rough, ended up having to do a ball bonnet"

by hikingboot April 1, 2021

wog bonnet

A very expensive slap-back or beanie hat carrying a serious designer label usually worn by a black man.

"Fuck me Del, some of those wog bonnets are more than 300 quid. Thats a LOT of mugging bro"

by sipukka December 21, 2022

Bonnet Job

The art of pleasuring a man using hands, whilst utilizing the bonnet of a car as a support for the man, without being caught by the owner. See also Auto-Erotica.

"Did you see Emma give that bonnet job earlier?" "I heard Tom got an amazing bonnet job" "There's an arse print on that Corsa, reckon someone's had a bonnet job?"

by Beef Horse April 4, 2015

Bennett

Any 50 caliber handgun or rifle, occasionally used to refer to the ammunition as well.

I got my Bennett right here, so back the fuck off.

by Robert Dickabee January 11, 2009

bunnytastic

Bunnytastic is generally used to mean that something is rather fabulous. Like rabbits.

I saw Morrissey last night, he was bunnytastic!

by David Coates February 23, 2008

Steve Bennett

A rounded, bespectacled, hairy creature with an insatiable appetite for alcohol and a deviant liking of root vegetables.

Gaz : "Have you seen Bennett ? We're supposed to be going out tonight"

Al : "Steve Bennett ?"

Gaz : "Don't be crazy man, no one can handle a night out with Steve Bennett"

by Baku Goose November 28, 2009

Bonnet

A word used mostly by the British to describe the metal sheet covering your engine of your vehicle.

It can also be known as a hat...

- The smoke was rising from under the bonnet...

- Put on your bonnet its bloody freezing outside...

by Edward Mcpherson April 27, 2007