sipukka's definitions

altzing

Wandering or standing around aimlessly as if you are suffering from Alzheimer's disease, usually because you are drunk or under the influence of drugs.

fuck me, Brad's had a heavy night, he's altzing badly this morning. see (monging)

by sipukka December 31, 2015

coonwad

A wad of money, held by a black man, usually acquired by drug dealing or mugging.

"Yo Stretch, check out Leroy's coonwad. Got to be a couple of Gs innit"

by sipukka August 16, 2022

wog shop

A corner or parade shop usually owned by Indians or Turks, higher prices but convenient.

Hey mick, did you get beers?
Shit, i forgot, I'll nip to the wog shop and get a couple, yeah?

by sipukka February 7, 2022

coon pit

A play area in a well known fast food restaurant, located within an inner city or suburb of London.

Im sorry you cant find little winston, Mrs. Okewanahoho. Have you tried looking in the coon pit?.

by sipukka April 20, 2018

wog bangles

Hand cuffs.

Leroy, you are not complying, I'm putting you in wog bangles before you get in the car.

by sipukka November 4, 2022

coon pod

Police station cell

I have Leroy wignall here for you sarge. Ok pc smirh, sling him in a coon pod for now and ill process him later.

by sipukka November 29, 2017

wail button

The clitoris, fanny switch, man in the boat, sherbet pip.

MAN, she loved it when I ate her out, especially when I hit the wail button. Boy was she noisy!!

by sipukka November 14, 2020