sipukka's definitions

wail button

The clitoris, fanny switch, man in the boat, sherbet pip.

MAN, she loved it when I ate her out, especially when I hit the wail button. Boy was she noisy!!

by sipukka November 14, 2020

coon pod

Police station cell

I have Leroy wignall here for you sarge. Ok pc smirh, sling him in a coon pod for now and ill process him later.

by sipukka November 29, 2017

coon wheel

A steering wheel which is small in diameter, designed so a car can be steered whilst the driver is handcuffed

"Aw Fuck, looks like leroy Boombaclat has escaped custody again, good job his car has a coon wheel fitted"

by sipukka October 21, 2021

wog bonnet

A very expensive slap-back or beanie hat carrying a serious designer label usually worn by a black man.

"Fuck me Del, some of those wog bonnets are more than 300 quid. Thats a LOT of mugging bro"

by sipukka December 21, 2022

brixton blowout

A large bucket of fried chicken, accompanied by a side of watermelon, plantain and a large drinj of supermalt.

"Stretch, wot u gettin bro?"
"Ain't sure blud, tink it gonna be da Brixton blowout innit, 'case ma fam an leeroy crash yeah"

by sipukka October 9, 2022

onion chaser

A solitary, lone tooth usually in thw mouth of an elderly person, which would have to chase a pickled onion around the mouth in a bid to eat it.

"Who di you think grassed you up for growing the skunk Baz?"
"Aah probably that old cunt with the onion chaser downstairs".

by sipukka May 10, 2022

coonwad

A wad of money, held by a black man, usually acquired by drug dealing or mugging.

"Yo Stretch, check out Leroy's coonwad. Got to be a couple of Gs innit"

by sipukka August 16, 2022