sipukka's definitions

altzing

Wandering or standing around aimlessly as if you are suffering from Alzheimer's disease, usually because you are drunk or under the influence of drugs.

fuck me, Brad's had a heavy night, he's altzing badly this morning. see (monging)

by sipukka December 31, 2015

coon pit

A play area in a well known fast food restaurant, located within an inner city or suburb of London.

Im sorry you cant find little winston, Mrs. Okewanahoho. Have you tried looking in the coon pit?.

by sipukka April 20, 2018

coon pod

Police station cell

I have Leroy wignall here for you sarge. Ok pc smirh, sling him in a coon pod for now and ill process him later.

by sipukka November 29, 2017

Bunty

a female driver, usually of old age holding up the traffic

come on bunty for fuck sake. I'm hoping to catch news at ten tonight

by sipukka August 23, 2016

wog horn

A noise emitted by a black man, normally associated with 'bigging oneself up". Ie. BRAP BRAP BRAP YA BLUUUDCLAT"

What the fuck is that din coming from outside the chicken shop??

Nothing to worry about Jon, just the natives letting the wog horns off

by sipukka November 8, 2020

3 piece wog box

A 3 piece chicken meal from a fast food outlet with a side of rice and peas, with watermelon juice, normally purchased by a black man

"Yo leroy, wot yo eatin blud?"
"I is havin the 3 piece wog box winston innit"

by sipukka October 21, 2021

coon wheel

A steering wheel which is small in diameter, designed so a car can be steered whilst the driver is handcuffed

"Aw Fuck, looks like leroy Boombaclat has escaped custody again, good job his car has a coon wheel fitted"

by sipukka October 21, 2021