sipukka's definitions

altzing

Wandering or standing around aimlessly as if you are suffering from Alzheimer's disease, usually because you are drunk or under the influence of drugs.

fuck me, Brad's had a heavy night, he's altzing badly this morning. see (monging)

by sipukka December 31, 2015

coon pit

A play area in a well known fast food restaurant, located within an inner city or suburb of London.

Im sorry you cant find little winston, Mrs. Okewanahoho. Have you tried looking in the coon pit?.

by sipukka April 20, 2018

coon pod

Police station cell

I have Leroy wignall here for you sarge. Ok pc smirh, sling him in a coon pod for now and ill process him later.

by sipukka November 29, 2017

Bunty

a female driver, usually of old age holding up the traffic

come on bunty for fuck sake. I'm hoping to catch news at ten tonight

by sipukka August 23, 2016

wog bonnet

A very expensive slap-back or beanie hat carrying a serious designer label usually worn by a black man.

"Fuck me Del, some of those wog bonnets are more than 300 quid. Thats a LOT of mugging bro"

by sipukka December 21, 2022

Amberwilly

A name given to a student, crusty like person who regularly watches pornography or befrequents 'left-handed' websites, whilst eating wotsits, resulting in an orange or amber penis.

"Have you heard from Dave lately?"
"No Tom, he's become a right Amberwilly since moving out of his mum's place ".

by sipukka December 24, 2022

wail button

The clitoris, fanny switch, man in the boat, sherbet pip.

MAN, she loved it when I ate her out, especially when I hit the wail button. Boy was she noisy!!

by sipukka November 14, 2020